Society

You Jacking Off is Causing the Globe to Warm

I’m against porno because it negatively affects testosterone levels and probably psychology, and leads to anti-natal practices, and is just sort of generally gross. But I’ve been predicting they’re going to ban it eventually in the name of feminism in order to cause further sexual…

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Couple Claims Another Woman Gave Birth to Their Baby

 Don’t you just hate it when you’re minding your own sterile business and you suddenly learn that during your recent failed pregnancy you were pregnant with another woman’s baby, and that another woman successfully gave birth to your son? Like, can you even? Because…

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