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Shitty New Star Wars’ Ticket Sales Freefalling

What, you ask? The Stormer hasn’t released a review of Solo yet? Shhhhhhhh… Don’t tell Andrew. I think he forgot. We’ve dodged the bullet on this one. Thank God. Solo, Jew Disney’s newest Star Wars monstrosity, was already considered a flop , compared with the…

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Why is Arnold Such a Fag Now?

Arnold was a hero of mine as a kid, as he pretty much was for every kid in the 80s and 90s who was not a fag. What 10-year-old boy could not be a fan of this man, back then? He was the epitome of…

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Samantha Bee Calls Ivanka Trump a “Feckless Cunt”

Samantha Bee called Ivanka Trump a “feckless cunt” on her television show the other night. Bee was expressing her displeasure that Ivanka has not changed her father’s mind on immigration policy. The comment did not go over well and resulted in lots of negative media…

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Kim Kardashian Begs Trump to Pardon Crack-Dealing Negress

No dice, bimbo. Reality TV star Kim Kardashian is trying to manipulate Trump into doing something unspeakable: granting pardon to a filthy Black drug dealer. As every reader knows, such a thing would go against the fundamental premises of Dutertism, which requires all drug offenders…

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