Previously: San Francisco Declares State of Emergency, WHO Tells Faggots to Stop Having Orgies Isn’t it homophobic to declare a crisis caused by homosexuality? I don’t… I don’t have any other jokes. NBC News : “ New York City now has over 1,200 reported cases,…
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Nancy Pelosi China Invasion: As It Happened
10:24 AM Nancy Pelosi continues to threaten to invade China for no reason. This secret surprise invasion is absurd. It is very obvious, as the Chinese say, that the US is purposefully trying to provoke an incident. And secret surprise visit for no reason can’t…
Blacks Who Murdered White Teenager Won’t Be Charged With Murder
BBG is very upset about this I dunno what you’re supposed to say about this. I feel like anything I could say would just sound like a snarky Fox News type remark about “oh, he should have just showed them his white privilege card, huh?”…
As Fag-Hag Pelosi Threatens Invasion, Guest on Le Mammy Show Claims China is the One Doing the Provoking
The US is threatening to invade China by deploying a tactical octogenarian fag-hag. China is like “look, we don’t want that fag-hag coming here. She’s not allowed to go here. Tell her not go to here.” Then the US sends out their French shill to…
Wisconsin: 1 Dead, 4 Injured in Mass Knife Attack Near River
When I saw this headline, I didn’t think of Jason, like Elvis did. Although that is probably more obvious. But I thought of that movie where Kevin Bacon is like some kind of serial killer and sneaks into someone’s boating trip. I kept thinking it…
University of Kansas Offers “Angry White Male Studies” Course
They’ve been doing it since 2019 The goofy thing is, I’ve not really seen any white male anger in response to what is going on with these women and coloreds. You’d think white men would be angry. But I haven’t seen it. I’ve seen a…
Inflation Murdering Young Americans’ Finances
Previously: We’ve Entered a New Phase of Our Recovery Inflation was the old phase of our recovery. The new phase is an officially quantified but non-designated recession. But the previous phase of our recovery continues to destroy everyone’s life. Reuters : As high inflation forces…
Black Bitch be Telling Dudes on Facebook to Meet at the Hotel for Sex, They Robbing.
Whether you’re black or white, if some bitch from the internet is offering you “free sex down at the hotel,” you better watch out. I guess it being a big old fat bitch makes it more believable, but still. New York Post : A 20-something…
Ann Coulter: “When Putin Bombs Pearl Harbor, Then I’ll Be Interested”
"I'm not defending Putin but…" Piers Morgan asks Ann Coulter about America's lack of involvement in the Ukrainian war. @AnnCoulter | @AvaSantina | @estherk_k | @piersmorgan | @TalkTV pic.twitter.com/VF1Nu2lsP2 — Piers Morgan Uncensored (@PiersUncensored) July 28, 2022 Ann Coulter appeared on some talk show that…
What Did The Jetsons Get Right About the Year 2022?
Today is George Jetson’s birthday, and analysts are analyzing what the show got right and what it got wrong. Analysts say that they didn’t predict that the United States would be analized. They also didn’t predict niggers everywhere just attacking and killing everyone and it…
New York Post Makes Allegation of Chinese Ping-Pong Anti-Semitism
Supposing this happened exactly as the story is told, and isn’t yet another Holocaust-style Jew hoax, why is it top news for the world’s number two tabloid news site? New York Post : A former Olympic table tennis star from Taiwan made a racket at…
Kentucky Flood: It’s Confirmed That Everyone Will Die in the First Flood Definitely Caused by Carbon Dioxide
It is the first of many. The ice caps are melting. This is why the elite are dumping all of their beachfront property at fire sale prices. Bill Gates just dumped his $43 million beachfront mansion on a moronic MAGA voter for $43,000. Gates immediately…
HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING: Nancy Releases Itinerary – No Taiwan! Cucked!
Turns out, Pelosi was only going to Taiwan for the beaches. When she realized there were beaches in Indonesia, she changed her plans. This had nothing to do with menacing China with claims of US sovereignty over parts of China. Jeez. Let a bitch take…
China Says They’ll Encircle Taiwan with Fighter Jets to Stop Nancy Pelosi Landing on the Island
Well, here you go. A two-front world war over… wait, I forget. Is this about George Floyd? RT : The Chinese Air Force will circle Taiwan with fighter jets if necessary to “safeguard national sovereignty and territorial integrity,” a spokesman said on Sunday. US House…
Britney Spears’ Memoir Can’t be Published Because the US Doesn’t Have Enough Paper
How is this even real? It just keeps getting dumber. RT : A shortage of paper has delayed the publication of Britney Spears’ memoir, celebrity gossip site TMZ reported on Saturday. After being released from her father’s conservatorship, Spears landed one of the largest book…
Whoopi Goldberg Says Jill Biden is “An Amazing Doctor” and Should be Appointed Surgeon General
The media constantly referring to Joe Biden’s wife as “Dr. Jill Biden” is a heinous crime. Whoopi Goldberg said this week on The View that she’s “an amazing doctor” and should be appointed Surgeon General. Despite Dr. Jill Biden (Doctorate of Education) not being a…
Former NFL Player Indicted With Murder of Girlfriend, Tampering With Evidence
Kevin Ware Most rich black men marry black women. I don’t know why, but NFL players are the one group of rich blacks that marries white women, and they usually murder them. It’s pretty funny. New York Post : Former NFL tight end Kevin Ware…
Defining New American Slogan: “We’ve Entered a New Phase of Our Recovery”
Treasury Sec. Janet Yellen: "We’ve entered a new phase in our recovery" pic.twitter.com/SqHTPYJi6t — The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) July 29, 2022 Janet Yellen, a Jew woman tasked with making bizarre statements on behalf of the US government, has claimed that the news of a recession…
Breaking: US Prices to Keep Climbing Forever
And so it goes. And so it goes. This is you’re life and you’re poor and you owe it to the Ukraine to be poor and also there is a virus and basically, shut up or you’re going to prison. AP : Inflation surged in…
Biden is Already Planning His 2024 Run
White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre says President Biden intends to run again in the 2024 race. pic.twitter.com/P7zou4HuCq — CBS News (@CBSNews) July 28, 2022 Joe Biden will be 81 in 2024. Supposedly. He seems a lot older than that now. RT : President Joe…



















