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So, Let Me Get This Straight…

If only you knew how… you know the thing. I wrote today about DirecTV banning OAN at the direction of the alleged president. As you can imagine, there was a mob of regime loyalists on Twitter praising this action. It’s all just boring. This tweet…

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Oregon: Mass Shooting at Rap Concert, Zero Deaths (lol)

Imagine black violence happening at an event celebrating black violence. The mind boggles. A shooting? At a rap concert? New York Post : Six people were injured after a shooting broke out at a rap concert in Eugene, Oregon on Friday, police said. Multiple shots…

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KFC’s Fake Chicken Nuggets Get Bad Review

It looks like Bill Gates is lying about this fake meat thing. Steve Cuozzo writes for New York Post : KFC is the latest fast-food giant to claim that “plant-based” chicken can taste as good as the real thing — but the chain picked the…

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Omicron Will Infect Everyone in America, FDA Head Says

Eventually, The Omicron will infect everyone, so we need to do two weeks of lockdown in order to flatten the curve and prevent the hospitals from getting overwhelmed. By doing this, the hospitals will be able to treat everyone, and The Science will have time…

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US Demands Russia Stop Preparing for US Invasion

I’m ready for real change. That’s why I’m endorsing global nuclear war. Anyone who can just read the basic news and think that Russia has somehow been the aggressor in any way over the last several decades is so stupid they probably took the vax.…

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