It’s certainly interesting that they’re finally stating the obvious: that Facebook is, and has been since at least 2012, a monopoly that is illegal under US law. I’m not hopeful about this suit. It’s just the government pretending to do something. But it’s interesting that…
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Clean Water to be Traded as a Commodity on Wall Street
Probably, someone should be working on a way to clean water, rather than machines to capture carbon from the environment (a job for trees). Financial Post : Water joined gold, oil and other commodities traded on Wall Street, highlighting worries that the life-sustaining natural resource…
19 States Attorneys General Suing All the Swing States Where Fraud Swung the Election
The election isn’t over until January 20. Remember that. CNN : All 50 states and the District of Columbia have now certified their presidential results, according to CNN’s tally, as the Electoral College process moves forward with the meeting of electors on Monday. West Virginia…
Supreme Court Rejects Pennsylvania Appeal, Appears to Indicate They Won’t Get Involved in Election at All
This is unbelievable. CNN : The Supreme Court on Tuesday denied a request from Pennsylvania Republicans to block certification of the commonwealth’s election results, delivering a near fatal blow to the GOP’s long-shot bid to invalidate President-elect Joe Biden’s victory. The Supreme Court’s action is…
Joe Biden Says He’ll Give You 100 Million Vaccinations!
What is going on with this vaccine? They’re obsessed with it! Sneaky Joe has sworn to shoot 100 million people with it – as he forces you to wear a mask anyway! Today, I'm announcing key COVID-19 priorities for the first 100 days of my…
Federal Investigation of Hunter Biden Finally Announced (Good Luck, LOL)
GREAT NEWS FOR GOOD GOYIM! CNN : After pausing in the months before the election, federal authorities are now actively investigating the business dealings of Hunter Biden, a person with knowledge of the probe said. His father, President-elect Joe Biden, is not implicated. Now that…
Detroit: Black Democrat Posts Voicemails Calling for Her to be Lynched
Imagine this bitch having that hair and thinking that people aren’t going to want to kill her. Fox 2 : A Detroit Democrat has received multiple threats including one telling her she should be lynched after several Michigan lawmakers participated in a hearing on election…
Archaeologists Claim to Have Found 130,000-Year-Old Smashing Rock
The methodology of dating these things is really not very reliable, making these big numbers they slap on these things not particularly meaningful. But I’ve always found prehistory interesting. Science News : Scientific debate about the most controversial archaeological site in the Americas has entered…
Report on Soldier Found Dead at Fort Bragg: “Decapitation is, In and of Itself, Universally Fatal”
“An autopsy found that he was decapitated” might be the funniest sentence of the week. Following it up with “they think it’s probably a homicide” makes it all the funnier. My sides left orbit when they confirmed that “decapitation is universally fatal.” The news has…
Ohio: Jogger American Shot for Brandishing a Sandwich at Police
This is Casey Goodson, a 23yo Black man from Ohio. On 12/4, an @OHFCSO deputy mistook Casey for a fugitive & fatally shot him 3x in the BACK. He was walking into his own home with a sandwich, NOT a gun. This shoot 1st, ask…
I’ve Got an Idea: Let’s Give Psychedelic Mushrooms to the Mentally Ill
These mushrooms cause hallucinations. Why would you want the mentally ill to have hallucinations? Scientific American : Oregon made history on November 3, becoming not just the first U.S. state to legalize psilocybin, the psychoactive compound in “magic mushrooms,” but also the first jurisdiction in…
Biden Plans to Nominate First Black Defense Secretary (So Brave)
First black guy, folks. This is history in the making right here people. CBS News : President-elect Joe Biden plans to nominate retired Army General Lloyd Austin to be his first defense secretary, multiple people familiar with the plans tell CBS News. If confirmed, Austin…
Arizona Officials Rise Up and Demand the Election Results be Decertified
On Monday, Arizona Republicans held a press conference and called for their state’s false election results to be decertified. Governor Doug Ducey, who is a shill and an anti-American terrorist, signed off on the certification of the state’s false results as Real President’s legal team…
William Barr Already Being Made a Good Guy by the Media
You’ll remember that a lot of people who were portrayed as the embodiment of evil by the media for working for Donald Trump were portrayed as paragons of morality when they quit or were fired. Some examples: Michael Cohen John Bolton H. R. McMaster John…
Strange Mystery: Jewish Georgian Candidate Debates Himself
A strange mystery has emerged in Georgia as the Jewish Senate candidate appeared on stage to debate himself. Georgia Senator David Perdue, who is the Republican being challenged for his seat in Georgia, did not attend the debate, possibly because the CIA blew up the…
Strange Mystery: Chicago Teachers Claim “Push to Reopen Schools is Rooted in Sexism, Racism”
This Borg Cube is actually a public school in Chicago. Inexplicably, the Chicago Teachers’ Union posted a tweet claiming that “the push to reopen schools is rooted in sexism, racism and misogyny.” . @CTULocal1 deleted their tweet. pic.twitter.com/YpPKdhOCzb — Julio Rosas (@Julio_Rosas11) December 6, 2020…
Statistician Says Biden Vote Count Isn’t Technically Statistically Impossible
SO TRUE. NO WAY WE LOST THIS ELECTION! https://t.co/FC4XtNzuxo — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 7, 2020 Frankly, I don’t even have any interest in discussing the details of this election hoax any further. This is the only thing that matters: these people are claiming…
Georgia Governor Says No New Electors After His Future Son-in-Law Dies in Mysterious Car Crash
Over the weekend, Georgia Governor Brian Kemp’s future son-in-law died in a mysterious car crash . Now, after suggesting he would appoint new electors , he has announced that he will not do that, issuing a statement on Sunday saying it’s “not an option that…
Rudy Giuliani Tests Positive for Coronavirus
The Orange Tyrant, who is in the midst of trying to undermine our sweet, precious, fragile democracy by claiming that it seems unlikely that Joe Biden got 14 million more votes than Barack Obama, has announced that his head honcho Rudy Giuliani has fallen ill…
Real President Trump Gives Maximized Speech in Georgia!
Real President gave a fantastic speech in Georgia on Saturday, reminding us that he is truly the greatest man who ever lived, excluding Jesus and presumably Adolf Hitler. He went through the whole election fraud deal. There was nothing new or groundbreaking there, but he…

















