BIDEN: “I’ll lead an effective strategy to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure.” pic.twitter.com/TAkj7bJndN — Eddie Zipperer (@EddieZipperer) October 30, 2020 At an event this week, presidential hopeful Joe Biden claimed that if elected, he will lead an effective strategy to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure. However, many people do not think…
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Trump Calls Out the Supreme Court for Unfair Rulings on Voting
If Sleepy Joe Biden is actually elected President, the 4 Justices (plus1) that helped make such a ridiculous win possible would be relegated to sitting on not only a heavily PACKED COURT, but probably a REVOLVING COURT as well. At least the many new Justices…
Monkey Rights Activists Force Costco to Cut Ties to Thai Coconut Company That Uses Underpaid Monkey Labor
A monkey laborer relaxes after a 12-hour shift under unethical work conditions Sexists are complaining about Ariana Grande advertising cunnilingus to 7-year-old children . However, that either doesn’t matter, or it is actually good somehow because it empowers women. The real problem America is facing?…
What is Going on with This Thing Where People Want to be Friends with Dangerous Animals?
Why do people not understand that “wild animal” means “wild animal”? CBS News : A 50-year-old man has filed a lawsuit after wildlife officials say he was mauled by a captive black leopard in a backyard animal enclosure in South Florida. Dwight Turner paid $150…
America Sets Record, Recording 100 Million Bajillion Zillion New Coronavirus Infections in a Day
By Christmas, everyone will be dead. Reuters : The United States set a new all-time high for coronavirus cases confirmed in a single 24-hour period on Friday, reporting just over 100,000 new infections to surpass the record total of 91,000 posted a day earlier, according…
Trump Moves to Allow the Hunting of Wolves! Wolves are OUR ENEMIES!
Donald Trump is an Orange Supremacist. He thinks orange people are superior. Now, he’s extending his hatred of the non-orange to the animal kingdom. You notice that he’s not going after the orange wolf – just the gray wolf. NBC News : Trump administration officials…
Stephen Miller Allegedly has a Good Second Term Immigration Agenda
Stephen Miller has always got good ideas. He knows how to trick the system. He’s sneaky like that. Always finding loopholes. NBC News : President Donald Trump’s senior adviser Stephen Miller has fleshed out plans to rev up Trump’s restrictive immigration agenda if he wins…
Polls Closing in Iowa Because of the Deadly Coronavirus
The deadly coronavirus has killed over 1000 million bajillion people. It’s not safe to go out voting in this. The Hill : Voters in Iowa are facing shuttered polling locations less than a week away from Election Day, largely due to the various outbreaks of…
Oregon: Fat Female Government Doctor Puts on Clownface to Announce Coronavirus Deaths
I'm sorry but who at the Oregon Health Authority thought this was a good idea? pic.twitter.com/xXHia14KSg — Samantha Swindler (@editorswindler) October 27, 2020 No matter how dark and horrible things get, there will always be funny things happening. The humorlessness of the system will remain…
Nancy Pelosi Believes the Polls – Michael Moore Doesn’t
Who is more of a mess? Michael Moore is probably significantly smarter than Nancy Pelosi. Fox News : House Speaker Nancy Pelosi projected Thursday that Joe Biden would win the White House and said Democrats are ready to work with him on a transition agenda…
With Walter Wallace Murdered by Cops, Who Will Pay for His TEN (10) Children?
Walter Wallace was recently shot to death by police in Philadelphia. Despite the fact that he did nothing wrong and was a good boy, police murdered him, because they hated the color of his skin. Wallace was a very good man. He was extremely talented…
Tucker Carlson’s Trove of Hunter Biden Documents Stolen in the Mail
Tucker Carlson explained on Wednesday night that the shipping company – probably FedEx – that was hired to ship him a trove of documents related to Hunter Biden was lost in the mail. Apparently, the package itself wasn’t lost, but it was opened, and the…
Philadelphia: Riots Continue, Van Full of Explosives Discovered
The riots are continuing in Philadelphia over the death of the innocent boy and father of ten Walter Wallace, who was killed because of the color of his skin by racist cops. An Antifa van full of explosives was found by the cops. #Philadelphia JUST…
Cleveland: Jacob Wohl Indicted Again for Using Robocalls Against the Blacks
Poor Jacob. It looks like Jewish hoax artist Jacob Wohl might be going away for a while. What a retard. Cleveland.com : A grand jury in Cleveland on Tuesday indicted right-wing political hoaxers Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman with felony charges connected to a multi-state…
Black Girl DESTROYS Kansas City Using Facts and Logic
Move over Ben Shapiro, there’s a new master of facts and logic on the block and she is a Q-U-E-E-N. Twenty-year-old Keiajah “KJ” Brooks this week took down the entire city of Kansas City in a viral video. The smart youngster took her opportunity to…
Tucker Carlson Interviews Hunter Biden Associate Tony Bobulinski
On Tuesday, Tucker Carlson, for the first time in his show’s history, devoted the entire show to a single interview. The interviewee was Tony Bobulinski. Bobulinski is a funny guy. He’s not even blowing the whistle because he cares about politics – he’s just mad…
Trump Holds Awesome Rally in Omaha as the Walls Close in on Sleepy Joe
Your Favorite President swung through Omaha, Nebraska on Tuesday night and it was a total blowout – thousands and thousands of people. The media is claiming that Omaha and neighboring Iowa are “in play” – but they’re not going to be in play after this…
The Pennsylvania Dutch Turn Out for Your Favorite President
Some Amish beards/hats behind President Trump in Lititz, PA. pic.twitter.com/lSDROOy7QC — Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) October 26, 2020 People will often claim that the Amish are “independent.” That’s actually a myth. The only way that their way of life is sustained is by living in the…
Rude African Warlord Barack Obama Holds Hate Festival in Florida
African crime lord Barack Obama had about 11 people at an event in Florida on Thursday, where he spewed vile hatred towards our President. It was an absolute hate festival. CBS News : Former President Barack Obama returned to the campaign trail Tuesday to drum…
Philly: Mostly Peaceful Loot-Fest Continues for Second Night
Phila. Police commanders say the situation has “rapidly gone downhill” along Aramingo Ave. — a “total loss,” they say, from looting. Chopper 3 shows video of demonstrators & police at 52nd and Chestnut. As of this post, no injuries to police tonight. @CBSPhilly pic.twitter.com/cPjyAqSpys —…
















