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Utah: 1% of Mail-In Ballots Already Rejected

The Salt Lake Tribune needs to immediately retract this story. I was told explicitly that it is totally impossible for anything to ever go wrong with mail-in voting. They said that anyone who said it was possible was a flat earth conspiracy theorist. So this…

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Ghislaine is in the News This Week

Ghislaine Maxwell hadn’t been in the news in a while, but she popped up this week with several stories, after her deposition was released. I was relatively convinced that she was going to come out before the election and accuse Donald Trump of having sex…

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CNN Falsely Claims Biden Won the Debate

The nerve of the Jews shall never cease to amaze the humble gentile. CNN : Joe Biden did a better job in the final debate on Thursday, according to a CNN Instant Poll of debate watchers. Overall, 53% of voters who watched the debate said…

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This Talk About Unemployment is Sort of Pointless

We support Donald Trump claiming that he’s going to fix the economy. But let’s be real here: the best that anyone can hope for after this coronavirus hoax is that we are able to slowly slide into total poverty, rather than drop off a cliff…

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It Looks Like Amy Two Names Made It!

This whole thing with people dressing up like characters from Hollywood movies to do ostensibly real political protests is too silly. We make fun of it in Thailand, but they’re doing it in America. Women in politics will always make it some crap from movies,…

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We Need to Put Lives Before Travel

Every year in America, more than 30,000 people die in car accidents. That number is not expected to go down any time soon. During the coronavirus pandemic, we decided that it was very important to put lives before the economy. We decided that dooming generations…

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