NEW: “My father has lost a fortune,” Eric Trump tells @jonkarl when pressed on a NYT report that Pres. Trump turned “his own hotels and resorts into the Beltway’s new back rooms, where public and private business mix and special interests reign.” https://t.co/fsCP2um0H5 pic.twitter.com/MtZLiszs2K —…
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New York Times: Trump Will Have Coronavirus Forever and Ever and Ever (And Ever and Ever and Ever)
The media is apparently attempting to claim that Donald Trump will be infected with the coronavirus forever. Your favorite Jewish gargoyle Maggie Haberman writes for the New York Times : President Trump’s doctor said in a memo released Saturday night that he was “no longer…
Fake News: Latest Poll Says Biden is at 54%, Trump at 42%
This is truly like deja vu all over again, and I’m sure I’ve said that before. Washington Post : With little more than three weeks remaining until Election Day, President Trump is in a race against the clock as he continues to trail former vice…
Denver: Man Shot Dead by Antifa at Pro-Police Rally
A left-wing protester at an antifa Denver rally shot and killed a conservative participant of the patriot rally. This follows the August killing of a Trump supporter in Portland by an antifa shooter. https://t.co/RePomemWr6 — Andy Ngô (@MrAndyNgo) October 10, 2020 Looks like we’ve got…
Amy Coney Barrett’s Prepared Remarks Ahead of Her Confirmation Hearings
She is bubbly cute. Especially for her age. But if there’s one thing we don’t need, it is some bitch getting involved with this mess. I can’t stand women and I can’t stand people with three names. Unless your name is literally “John Smith,” you…
Trump is Finally (FINALLY) Taking on the Crime Lord and Illuminati Bastard William Barr
Your Favorite President might not be politically savvy, but he’s not stupid. Attorney General William Barr is not only a part of this conspiracy that is unfolding before us, he is the lynchpin of it, he is holding it all together. He is the man…
Trump Does First Post-Coronavirus Interview on Tucker Carlson
You may recognize your favorite president on Friday’s Tucker Carlson show. It’s his first interview since getting the virus. Tucker didn’t do the interview, it was done by the show’s medical advisor, Marc Siegel. President Trump is obviously fine, but that is because this virus…
Second Debate Canceled Because Joe Biden is a Faggot and a Feeble Old Coward
Debate canceled! This is so, so obviously because Joe Biden was totally destroyed in the first debate. He was crushed like a tiny insect being stepped on by a TITAN. We knew they were going to figure out a way to weasel out of it.…
Nancy Pelosi Attempting to Overthrow Trump Three Weeks Before the Election
Nancy Pelosi is staging yet another attempt to overthrow and remove Donald Trump from office, three weeks before the election. Apparently, this bitch and her people don’t have much faith in Joe Biden. Or this has some other purpose. Washington Post : House Speaker Nancy…
If You Fuck Around with Us, We are Going to Do Things to You That Have Never Been Done Before
This week your favorite president who you may recognize dropped an f-bomb on the Rush Limbaugh Show, which was clearly intended to send a message to the DEMON-RATS. President Trump said: “They’ve been put on notice, if you fuck around with us, if you do…
The FBI is Racist – Time to Shut Er Down
The FBI is rotten to the core with hatred for dark colors of skin. CBS News : During his 21 years as an FBI special agent, Eric Jackson fought for his fellow Black agents every chance he got, eventually rising to lead the bureau’s Black…
MSNBC Host Attacks Pence’s Masculinity and Sexual Virility After Debate
"Vice President Pence appeared flaccid," @NicolleDWallace says of VP Pence's #vpdebate performance. "The only time that he came to life was when he prosecuted Senator Harris for not answering his questions…He had yet, responded in full to a single question from the moderator." pic.twitter.com/FPHbTeTr5X —…
Kamala’s Lincoln Story was Yet Another Hoax
When Kamala Harris told this weird story about Abraham Lincoln during the debate, even I said, “surely, there must be some truth to it.” But it turns out there actually isn’t. When you start getting called out by the WaPo for liberal hoaxes, you’re in…
Justin Trudeau Vaguely Implies He’s Preparing for a Civil War in the United States
Justin Trudeau has casually indicated that he’s preparing for a civil war in America. Interesting. Washington Examiner : Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said his country is preparing for potential disruptions if the winner of the U.S. presidential election is not immediately clear. “What happens…
Doctors Say That Trump Can Now Leave Isolation – Rally on Saturday!
This whole “president infected with coronavirus” thing was really just a total blip. It didn’t mean anything at all. He’s back in action, ready to take on the world, like he does every other day of the year. New York Times : President Trump’s doctor…
Trump Now Demanding in All Caps That William Barr Do Something
Twitter literally just goes around banning everyone who President Trump quote-tweets or retweets. It’s actually the most vindictive, petty, gross thing I’ve ever witnessed. I saw this posted on the Gamer Uprising forum: Then I clicked through to look at the tweet, and found this:…
President Says Coronavirus Diagnosis was a Blessing from God!
A MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT! pic.twitter.com/uhLIcknAjT — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 7, 2020 I just completely lost my shit when Donald Trump’s newest video opened with “hi, perhaps you recognize me – it’s your favorite president!” There are literal coffee stains on my wallpaper.…
Debate Commission Says Next Debate Will be “Virtual,” Trump Says It’s Gay, No
The main purpose of the presidential debate is to show that Donald Trump physically dominates Joe Biden and could literally crush him like an insect at any moment. It is only out of pure pity and mercy that Donald Trump does not simply step on…
Breaking News: All Blacks Plan to Vote Trump, Big Win, Awesome Deal
pic.twitter.com/wHQx2qd8q2 — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 8, 2020 President Trump has an ad up on his Twitter about how all of the blacks are planning to vote for him, and frankly, this is ridiculous. Frankly, I actually believe that Trump did do lowest black…
BREAKING CORONAVIRUS UPDATE: Now It’s Even Worse!
With every minute that passes, the coronavirus gets more and more deadly. Over fifty trillion million zillion people have died, and Dr. Anthony Fauci has warned that if Joe Biden doesn’t win the election in November, all life on earth will be wiped out by…















