Here’s the deal: there is going to be a brief partial reopening for most places during the summer. Then when the fall comes, they’re going to shut everything again as they start hoaxing mass flu death. Throughout any reopening, they’re going to continue to fear…
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WaPo Deeply Concerned That Apple-Google Contact Tracing App May Not Share Data with Government
The big push now is for people to install an app on their phones to track themselves so the government can keep track of where the flu virus is going. (I’m not even going to continue pointing out that this has nothing at all to…
The Days of Luxury Problems are Over as Reality Prepares to Hit All of Us Like a Piano Pushed Off a Skyscraper
After writing about the VICE News layoffs this morning, I came across a piece reminding me just how hilarious it is that this vapid and trifling website is crashing and burning. One Tess Owens (tess.owen@vice.com) wrote 650 words about people jokingly calling black people “joggers”…
Sean Hannity Explains the Story of What Happens When He Goes to the Grocery Store
/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Hannity_-The-safe-reopening-of-America-7m4.1s-7m16.8s-yW-V_pnf16U-2401.mp4 Wednesday night on the Hannity Show, host Sean Hannity explained what happens when he goes to the grocery store. “Now imagine, I go shopping,” the host of the show that appears on the Fox News cable news station said. “People always ask me, ‘why…
Jagged Joe Biden Tells Governor Mega-Cunt That Corona has Cost Us 85,000 Jobs
In a recent roundtable discussion with several prominent flu hoaxers, including Governor Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan, elderly dementia spokesperson and 2020 presidential hopeful Joe Biden claimed that the coronavirus flu had caused the United States to lose 85,000 jobs, along with killing millions of people.…
New York to Replace “Anal Pride” Parade with Televised Ceremony Worshiping Healthcare Scumbags
New York City has accurately determined that the only thing gayer than ramming your penis into another man’s anus is worshiping healthcare workers, and has acted accordingly. LGBTQ Nation : If you’re feeling sad because Pride events around the world have been canceled this year,…
Wisconsin Rises Up After Judge Declares the Democrat Lockdown Hoax Void…!
Wisconsin was the first state to have their Supreme Court declare the lockdown order unconstitutional, and the people wasted no time getting back outside in the world to relax with friends. The fact that people are immediately rushing out to fill bars again makes me…
Sloppy Tyranny: Thousands of Pigs Being Fed Through Wood-Chippers, Composted, As Pork Prices Soar
Sure, we’re on the verge of a massive meat shortage. And sure, the government has seized control of the entire country, and could order these meat companies to do whatever they want them to do. But whatever bro. I’m sure it will just all like,…
New York: The People Scream at CNN Over the Coronavirus Fake News Hoax…!
The backlash against the media that we’ve all been waiting for is finally here. Watch this video. Reporter gets an earful about his industry 😆 pic.twitter.com/453NmlDV43 — Mark Dice (@MarkDice) May 15, 2020 This is from an anti-lockdown protest in New York. It is from…
Lolsuit: CNN’s Joke Police Prosecute Donald Trump for Honk Fraud in Internet Court
The Joke Police is serious business and this alleged funny joke by the orange man is bloody honk fraud, pure and simple. CNN : When blaring truck horns intruded on President Donald Trump’s Friday speech in the White House Rose Garden about the search for…
Anderson Cooper Says That Sticking His Penis in Anuses, Licking Anuses, Eating Semen is “Greatest Blessing”
Appearing via telelink on the Ellen Degeneres Show, the proud homosexual Anderson Cooper has declared that being “gay” is the “greatest blessing” of his life. For those who do not know, what being “gay” means is that a man: Penetrates other men’s anuses with his…
New $3 Trillion House Coronavirus Bill Contains Big Aid for Marijuana Industry
You no longer have the freedom to work or to leave your house for any destination other than the grocery store. But you’re free to get high on drugs as you sit at home watching Netflix. There’s another $3 trillion “relief” bill in the House…
LA Mayor Says City Will Not Lift Lockdown Entirely Until There’s a Cure
“We all have to all recognize that we’re not moving beyond COVID-19, we’re learning to live with it,” @MayorOfLA Eric Garcetti weighs in on latest stay-at-home orders. https://t.co/oCtlM8IWmi pic.twitter.com/Cyr5MlBbvM — Good Morning America (@GMA) May 13, 2020 This is perfectly logical, given that we know…
Hoax Crossover: CNN Brings Greta Thunberg on for Coronavirus Town Hall
When I was a kid, I always loved it when Marvel and DC did crossover events. Batman fighting the Hulk. Superman fighting Spider-Man. Dark Phoenix teaming up with Darkseid. Bringing Greta Thunberg, the face of the global warming hoax, on to talk about the coronavirus…
Heroic Anti-Racist Activists Digging Up the Corpse of Racist Leader Nathan Bedford Forrest
Hatred never dies. It just rots in the ground, waiting to rise again. Who knows the state our society would be in if it were not for the heroic and brave anti-racist fighters, who are the moral compass of our society. Nathan Bedford Forrest might…
FBI Serves Warrant on Sen. Richard Burr for Insider Trading Before Coronavirus Crash
Is that a demon possessing you or are you just happy to see me? Senator Richard Burr, chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, dumped one or two million dollars before the government-induced economic collapse. He is like a little baby. Jeff Bezos dumped $3.4 billion…
Rand Paul Talks About His Weird Experience with Cave Goblin Fauci
Trust me, goyim – you’re all going to die from the flu! It is so telling that every person who says things that I hate and am against is a woman, a Jew or a slimy little cave goblin like Anthony Fauci. Never in my…
Mega-Cunt Overload: Eternal Cunt Gretchen has Meltdown When Her Power is Challenged
Mommy Gretchen, known to supporters as “The Ultimate Mega-Cunt,” had a psychological breakdown when some people who are not the mommy and not the boss tried to ask her where she got infinite powers to rule over everyone. Mommy said she will spank any of…
Maskless Men Attack Nanny Target Employees Who Forced Them to Leave for Not Wearing Masks
The violence is just getting started. Trust me: it’s going to get a whole lot worse. NBC Los Angeles : Two men were arrested in an assault that left a Van Nuys Target store employee with a broken arm while the men were being escorted…
California Extends Stay-at-Home Order Through the End of July…!
California is easing a few of their lunatic restrictions, while informing people that they are basically going to be locked up indefinitely and they should just get used to it. Governor Newsom is talking about SCIENCE! (which I’ve heard that he fucking loves). NEW: CA…


















