Just how much are you willing to give up to try to protect geriatric nursing home patients from getting the flu? All of it, apparently. The Hill : California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) said Saturday that he won’t be swayed by the protests that erupted…
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Trump Foments Uprising Against the Satanic Pedophile Virus Regime
The mad bastard and US President Donald Trump has declined to use the federal government to protect the people from the governors that have stripped them of all of their Constitutional rights – and has instead turned around and called for an uprising! LIBERATE MINNESOTA!…
Dr. Phil is the Only Other Guy Who Isn’t Completely Full of Shit
The entire mainstream media has been fully on-board with the coronavirus hoax. What’s more, most of the right-wing internet media was saying that the media is right about the virus. This included neo-Nazis , who while useless, have usually at least been contrarian. Recently, Tucker…
Corona Eviscerates The Hollywood Reporter, Turns One Hundred Professional Gossipers Out Into the Streets
The beta male’s triumph was sadly too short lived. Now, we’re entering an age of marauding rape gangs kidnapping women for their breeding farms. Hey guys, that sucks. Maybe you can try fentanyl? I hear that really chases the blues away. The Wrap : This…
Bizarre Realms: Maryland Introduces Weird Last Name Based Scheme to Cut Down on Grocery Store Traffic
Meanwhile, under a regime of quarantine for a deadly virus that is expected to kill millions… I surmised recently that far from slowing the infection rate for the coronavirus, this bizarre lockdown, which allows for visits to the grocery store, most likely increased the infection…
After Whining That Trump Said He Could Override Governors, Jews Whine He Isn’t Overriding Governors
To your great shock, I’m certain, the media has made a complete and total reversal on an issue relating to Donald Trump and the corona crisis. This was a headline in the New York Times on April 14 : Then on April 17 , we…
Washington, New York, Virginia, Kansas and Idaho Extend Lockdowns
Are you already tired of the lockdown? Well, now you can be even more tired. Daily Mail : A growing list of cities and states are extending social distancing restrictions this week as health experts warn lifting them too early could erase previous efforts to…
People Protest Lockdown in Michigan, North Carolina, Ohio, Utah and Wyoming
The cure is worse than the disease, and the disease is the flu. People are starting to wake up to the fact that their jobs and their plans for the future have been destroyed for no reason, and they’re not happy about it. Daily Mail…
McVirus Deluxe: Trump Introduces Fantastical Scheme That Means You Have to Stay Locked Up
Instead of announcing an opening of the country, as some hoped he would do, Donald Trump has introduced a fantastical scheme which does not contain clear meaning. Insofar as it has any meaning at all, it means “we’re staying closed.” Fox News : President Trump…
Coronavirus Relief Bill Gave $70.3 Billion in Tax Breaks to 43,000 Millionaires, Average of $1.6 Million Each
The first thing you want to do when the economy starts collapsing is to give piles of free money to the extremely rich. Unless the economy isn’t collapsing. In which case, the best thing to do is to inject capital into the capitalist elite. Basically,…
100% of Coronavirus Cases in Boston Shelter Have No Symptoms
“Asymptomatic” homelessness. Many people have coronavirus without experiencing any symptoms, which suggests that the lockdown is pretty much useless because people who feel okay but carry the virus go to supermarkets and liquor stores and spread it all around. Daily Mail : One hundred forty…
Tucker Tries to Cave in Head of Jersey Governor, Finds It’s Already Caved In
On Wednesday night, Tucker Carlson attempted to cave in the head of New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy. But as it turned out, the man’s head has already been caved in. It happened long, long ago, when his mother threw him at a tree as an…
The Money the Government Allocated to Bail Out Small Businesses is All Gone
Oh so now CNN wants to talk about the real problem – which they created with their hysterical mania? Good. I want to see the look on their faces. CNN : The money is gone. On Thursday morning, the $349 billion emergency small business lending…
Obummer Endorses Creepy Uncle Joe
The gay communist Moslem Barry Obummer has endorsed Creepy Uncle Joe as the DEMON-RATS continue to do whatever it is they’re doing. The “Straight Outta Kenya” former president released a very long video talking mostly about Bernie Sanders, and saying that Uncle Joe also believes…
No Refunds Bernie Blames Lying Press for Campaign Failure
In a classy homage to fellow failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders recently took the opportunity of a media interview to blame the media, and not himself, for the failure of his own campaign. CNN : Bernie Sanders ran for president in 2020 because…
Average American Watches 8 Hours of Movies and Series Per Day During Lockdown
Is this a glimpse of what people will do if a Universal Basic Income kind of thing ever happens? Study Finds : Just one more episode. Or five. That’s the mantra of millions who suddenly find themselves stuck at home all day during the coronavirus…
Michigan: Protests Against “Vile Cunt” Governor Shutting the Whole Bitch Down
Michigan is run by a cunt. That is to say, a bitch. She has gone into full mommy extremist mode and shut the entire bitch down. People be mad about that. WJRT : Traffic is moving slowly or not at all around the Michigan Capitol…
Good Headline, CNN. Good Hustle.
This humorously stilted headline from CNN was at the top of my Google News feed this morning: It was followed by a lot of similar headlines that were maybe less awkwardly worded: What those articles are about doesn’t really matter. It is all just the…
Big Pop Pop Bill Gates Condemns America’s Evil Step-Father Donald Trump for Cutting WHO Funding
America’s evil step-father Donald Trump has announced that he’s cutting funding to the World Health Organization (WHO), saying that the dumb black guy who runs the group is stupid. Meanwhile, America’s real daddy, Bill Gates, is standing on the sidelines, attempting to save us but…
Apple Introduces Cheap iPhone for All the People About to be Poor
Of course they’re not going to do red, white and blue. The virus hoax is a million, million times worse than 911, but it’s not inspiring patriotism. Oh good. A new phone for a collapsed economy. CNBC : Apple announced a new, cheaper iPhone model…




















