This is a good line. He’s basically president for life at this point, because we can’t possibly have a vote during virus hysteria. So at least he’ll keep us loling. NBC News : President Donald Trump said Wednesday that the U.S. doesn’t know whether the…
You may have heard that some people are suggesting that Andrew “ Nipples ” Cuomo, the sadistic BDSM governor of New York, is planning to try to secure the Democrat nomination. Well friend – I am one such person. Nipples is the media-molded candidate for…
Donald Trump’s instincts on this Corona hoax have been correct all the way through. He started out saying it was just the flu. But he’s of course now been bullied into totally collapsing the economy by the media and a bunch of boomers. It’s sad.…
Joe Biden: He might not know where he is, or what the hell is going on, but he’s ready to tell you what to do in a societal collapse situation. You knew Joe Biden was cool. But did you know he is also such an…
Of course mass hysteria leads to certain people being pushed over the edge. I don’t know what anyone thought was going to happen. LA Times : Federal prosecutors charged a locomotive driver at the Port of Los Angeles with intentionally derailing a train near the…
She can break my rules any day of the – Woaaaaahhhhh, yeah – never mind. Yikes. I love the way they force you to delete your own tweets to get access to your account. I guess they view this as like, rubbing a dog’s face…
5000 men. 1 boat. A killer virus that infects more and more every instant. In the shocking new news story from the team who brought you “Russian hackers” and “Neo-Nazi White Supremacist Terrorism,” the Jewish media presents: It’s not the sharks you have to worry…
Darkness has fallen on the sleepy town of Manhattan. Chris Cuomo has Corona! This is the CNN anchor, not the governor who is always on the TV preaching doom and acting like he’s the boss of the world. That’s his brother, Andrew, who probably also…
Oh come on. Fox News : The White House coronavirus task force on Tuesday pleaded with Americans to abide by the administration’s extended social distancing guidelines to slow the spread of coronavirus as a somber President Trump told Americans to brace for “a very painful…
New photos of the Corona-hysterical New York Governor Andrew Cuomo reveal that he has pierced nipples. The only reason anyone has pierced nipples is that they are a BDSM pervert. Maybe teenagers or women have them to be edgy, I guess, but not men in…
Pictured: what the average worker will look like in future America. The entitlement of these foreigners is unbelievable. Everything is collapsing and they’re asking the American government to protect them over Americans. Breitbart : Indian H-1B workers are lobbying the White House for rules to…
Joe Biden: Don’t worry, he’s healthy as dog shit Do you think Joe Biden can shave himself? I imagine he would forget where he was and what he was doing. I’m thinking that he already needs heavy assistance with the very most basic tasks, and…
I’M STARTING TO SEE THE VALUE OF YOU SHUTTING THE HECK UP ANNALISA MERELLI YOU CUNT This entire Coronavirus scandal is fake, but the consequences of the decisions governments are making are very real. Fortunately, they’re not all bad. Actually, I don’t even know if…
DC Mayor Muriel Bowser: she’s a Bowser alright! DAMN. I don’t know what good putting people in jail would do, given that we’ve already established that jails are the number one place where this virus will spread, allegedly. Seems like an empty threat. She should…
I could be mistaken but I'm pretty sure these two tweets from Bolsonaro – showing videos of himself going into crowds in Brasilia, hyping hydrochloride as a cure, and encouraging an end to isolation – are the first of a world leader to be deleted…
Look at that face. Does that look like a human being to you? Or does it look like a satanic creature from another dimension wearing a skinsuit? There’s no way you’re going to convince me this is a human. The sunglasses and beard help, but…
We’ve been paying so much attention to the Coronavirus that we forgot about crazy old Joe. Or maybe we just didn’t think of him because he wasn’t doing anything. I wish he was doing things. I always love when Joe does things. This guy literally…
No words are adequate to express my sadness for Commander Carnicle’s family and @PhoenixPolice . After a decorated career spent keeping PHX safe, he had his choice of assignments. He volunteered to be a Night Commander—this is the truest sign of the integrity of his…
It’s so tiresome to hear about politicians being outraged by things other politicians said. It really does just come across like pro-wrestling trash talk. There is no weight to anything any of these people say, ever. The Hill : Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) on Sunday…
There’s a first time for everything and the first time for CNN agreeing with Donald Trump is Donald Trump saying we’re going to have to stay locked in our houses long past April. Okay, I think actually the first time they agreed with him was…
