“Trust your government,” they said. “You won’t turn into a mutant,” they said. Yet here we are. Study Finds : Chlorine is the most common way to sterilize water in the U.S., but it’s also a powerful substance that is toxic in high doses. And…
US
Biden’s Bold Message: “We Cannot Win This Reelection. We Can Only Reelect Donald Trump.”
How is this real? pic.twitter.com/qt8hiDrfbm — thebradfordfile™ (@thebradfordfile) March 7, 2020 Joe Biden is cutting through malarkey like a hot knife through butter. His latest message to voters is that he cannot win, and the only option is to reelect Donald Trump. “We cannot win…
Biden Claims That the Bernie Brothers are Planning to Spread Malarkey
Joe Biden told a fundraiser tonight that he is bracing for “an increasingly negative campaign that the Bernie Brothers will run.” “We can’t let…this primary become a negative bloodbath,” he adds. “We can’t tear this party apart and reelect Trump.” — Matt Viser (@mviser) March…
A Requiem for Malarkey
You are broken. But just relax. We can fix you. The latest CNN poll of Democratic voters nationwide has Joe Biden at 52% and Bernie Sanders at 36%. This fits in with our official prediction that Joe Biden is now the presumptive nominee and the…
Tulsi Gabbard is Staying in Race, Looking Like She Might Run Third Party
It’s hard to say who a Tulsi third party run would hurt more – Trump or Biden. At first glance, you’d think it’d hurt them equally. ABC News : The field for Democrats has significantly narrowed over the past month, going from almost two dozen…
Tucker Says China is the Threat to America
Tucker Carlson seems to be recovering from whatever issues he was having with his health (substance abuse problems), and is looking much better. He gave a serious monologue on Friday about the dangers of globalism and the threat of China, which I appreciate. But the…
Flat Earther Arrested for Getting Playground Kids Woke on Bodies of Water Not Curving
Do large bodies of water curve or what man? The State : “Hey guys, check this out real quick — space is fake. You’re not on a spinning ball.” In a YouTube video live-streamed on Feb. 27, a man wearing a “FLAT EARTH” sweatshirt yelled…
Fake News About Fake News: Study Says Fake Headlines Didn’t Actually Impact 2016 Election
Aryan Jones is real news. But he doesn’t have much of an effect these days. The fact is that people who read about Pizzagate were already going to vote a certain way. No one who typically reads the New York Times and believes in true…
Can Donald Trump Make His Election Campaign Not Suck?
I am the number one fan of the Trump Show. But there is no content left. Talking about fighting socialism and sending money to Israel just doesn’t amuse me. AP : The Donald Trump show has a consistent script. Same villains. Same nicknames. Same grievances.…
Warren Whines About Online Bernie Bros, Blames Them for Her Failure
Far from endorsing Bernie Sanders following her dropout, Chief Liz Warren appears to be going on a quest to destroy the noble communist by whining about him. USA Today : As she exited the presidential race, Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., took a swipe at the…
Trump is Suing CNN for Calling Him a Russian Agent
Trump has now added CNN to the list of fake news outlets he’s suing for calling him a Russian. Earlier in the week, he filed suits against The Washington Post and the New York Times for the same thing. If he wins this, I’ll have…
Neo-Nazi Bernie Sanders Supporter Unveils Swastika Flag at Arizona Rally
Neo-Nazis are not anti-social lunatics. It only appears that way to people who are not redpilled enough. If this seems anti-social to you, you need to double your dose of redpills and consider crushing up your redpills and snorting them. ABC 15 Arizona : A…
Grand Princess Corona: 21 of 46 Test Positive
We cannot let them back on land! They have to stay at sea and die! Fox News : Vice President Mike Pence said a cruise ship being held off the coast of Californa will be directed to a non-commercial port so all crew and passengers…
Alaska: Tranny Librarian Wins Suit, State has to Pay to Cut His Dick Off
We and the happy children laugh as you suffer! HA! This means that every government employee can have their dick chopped off for free under government insurance! Alaska Public Media : A Juneau woman who sued the state of Alaska for sex discrimination won her…
With the Money Mike Bloomberg Spent on His Campaign He Could Have Given Every American a Million Dollars
I get so tired of racists saying that black people have low IQs. Mara Gay is a member of the editorial board of the New York Times, and a woman of color. She didn’t get into that position by being stupid, let me tell you.…
Vile Cherokee Cunt Warren Drops Out, Doesn’t Endorse Bernie
“Chief Moneybags” Liz Warren is a rip-off Indian who ripped off Bernie Sanders’ platform. “Chief Moneybags” Liz Warren built her entire image on ripping off Bernie Sanders. She was the pretend Bernie Sanders. A complete fake. The Pepsi to his Coke. The Cardi B to…
Seniliphobic Trump Attacks Biden for Being Mentally Infirm
Donald Trump wrecking Joe Biden for being senile is going to be fantastic. I did want Bernie to win, because I thought it would force some important issues into the public discussion. Basically, support for Israel’s war machine would be a big part of the…
“Panic Buyers” are Raping Your Grocery Shelves!
At least Donald Trump didn’t get called a racist for shutting the border with China. And I wonder to myself: will life ever be sane again? Daily Mail : Panic buying has spread across the US from New Jersey to San Francisco with worried shoppers…
Revealed: Most People Prefer the Corporate Establishment to AOC’s Tits
It isn’t just the blacks that love Joe Biden. There are people out there who apparently want to pay their student loans. They also have no respect for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s tits. They also don’t even care about Neeko’s tits. Imagine a person who loves corporations…
Coronafornia Declares State of Emergency, Leaves Cruise Ship at Sea to Die
The best thing I can say to Bernie supporters is this: “we’re all going to die before November anyway, so who even cares?” The death toll in America is now 11. RT : California Governor Gavin Newsom has declared a state of emergency over the…

















