Patrick “The Slapper” Bradley It’s dangerous out there for Trump supporters. A man with a Jew-fro might do a slap-attack on your tent. CNN : A New Hampshire man was arrested Thursday afternoon and is facing charges after he allegedly slapped a 15-year-old supporter of…
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Husband Thanks Wife for Giving Up Her Career to Raise Their Kids, Twitter Women Lose Their Minds
Gentleman Donald Sylvester and his wife. Your wife may or may not take issue with you trying to be nice to her, but other women definitely will. Daily Mail : The sound editor who won an Oscar for his work on Ford v Ferrari sparked…
As Election Nears, Trump Brings Back Only Attractive Person to Ever Work in Administration
Hope is bringing that “35-year-old retired model who’s married to a sports player” energy to the Trump Team People in politics are supposed to be ugly, apparently. But Donald Trump’s version of this is extreme. Other than Mike Pence and John Kelly, everyone working for…
Trump Says “MAGA” Now Means “Microsoft, Apple, Google and Amazon”
Now that making America great again is off the table, the new focus of the Trump administration is catering to the trillion-dollar corporations that rule over us and censor all of my ideas. Of course, the main reason all of my ideas are being censored…
There are Too Many White People in Here
At the Multicultural Center at the University of Virginia, a black woman got up and explained to the people sitting in it that there were too many whites among them. Public service announcement. Excuse me. If y’all didn’t know, this is the MSC, and frankly…
Students Sue School, Say Punishing Them for Racist Internet Jokes Made Off-Campus is Illegal
This is happening at the school where the George Costanza guy told that Mexican bully to go back to Mexico . Of course it is illegal to punish students for JOKES that took place off-campus. AP : Four students in a southeastern Michigan town sued…
Pete Buttigieg Frets That Trump “Doesn’t Know What to Do With” Him
The proud homosexual presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg, a man who allows other men to ram their penises into his anus and also eats semen, is worried that Donald Trump doesn’t know what to do with him. Surely, it can’t be that hard to figure out,…
Florida: Someone Shot and Stabbed the Dolphins!
You can never be shocked by anything that happens in Florida. It’s the Wild West of the South. New York Post : The discovery of two dead dolphins with grisly gunshot or stab wounds in Florida in recent weeks has prompted a plea for help…
Yang Yinged: A Dumb End to a Stupid Meme
Andrew Yang has jumped ship, quitting the Democrat nomination contest after last night’s primary in New Hampshire. Looking back on 2019, we must all agree to recognize that the Yang Gang meme was the dumbest of any meme, possibly ever. Never forget the people who…
Republicucks Team Up with Feminists Against Tranny Freaks to Protect Wahmen (And Children)
Honestly, there are few worse and more annoying things you can sic on people you hate than a gaggle of angry feminists. “Conservatism,” by which I mean “mainstream Republicanism,” has always been about whining about the crazy stuff liberals are doing now, while completely accepting…
Most People Assume Trump Will Win the Election
Of course Trump is going to win the election. It’s really not much of a prediction at this point. Just a sort of simple observation. Monmouth University : As New Hampshire primary voters go to the polls, there already seems to be an impact from…
Boomer Professor to Class: “Calling Someone a Boomer is Like Calling Someone a Nigger”
Professor Peter Gade might be a boomer, but he sure as hell ain’t no nigger. When I saw the headline reading “OU Gaylord College professor uses racial slur during class in comparison to ‘OK, boomer’ phrase,” I assumed that the teacher was discussing the fact…
Bernie Wins New Hampshire! Biden Comes in FIFTH (8%)!
Good, good… Everything going to plan… Tell me how Bernie Sanders doesn’t get the nomination now? How are they going to fix it now? There is no path to a loss for him, short of catastrophic failure. Pete Buttigieg is going where all homosexuals go:…
What Happens If the Jews Steal New Hampshire From Bernie Sanders?
If Bernie doesn’t win in New Hampshire, this entire thing is a proven scam. All the polls have him in the lead. If he doesn’t win this, then it’s a confirmed scam. I would like to think that after 2016, his supporters will flip out…
Tulsi Gabbard Goes on Sean Hannity to Promote Legalizing Heroin (???)
Tulsi Gabbard actually is a kook who has dumb positions and is only interesting as a novelty candidate that hates Jews and wants to transfer ballistic missiles to Hamas. That said, if Sean Hannity is going to have her on, why isn’t he just going…
Perverted Persecutors: Commie Maryland Investigates “Nazi” Flag in School Window
HEY! TEACHER! LEAVE THOSE ARYANS ALONE! Hey buddy – “Nazi” is a derogatory term! It’s called “NATIONAL SOCIALISM!” Or if you prefer, you can just call it “THE FREEDOM FLAG!” As in: “HANDS OFF MY FREEDOM FLAG, YOU COMMIE PERVERT!” NBC News : A Maryland…
NASA Confirms Plans for Space Hotel
Okay, but how’s the WiFi speed in there? Do I get free miniature bars of soap and sachets of shampoo? Okay so because we’re spending all our money on brown people, we’re probably going to have to scrap all that “space exploration” and “colonizing Mars”…
Joe Biden Calls Dog-Faced Woman Voter “Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier” When Asked About Iowa Failure
In New Hampshire on Monday, Joe Biden called a female voter a “lying dog-faced pony soldier” when she asked him why he performed so poorly in Iowa. Insulting a woman on her appearance is probably the worst possible thing a Democrat politician – especially a…
Women Go Insane After Snoop Dogg Calls Gayle King a “Funky Dog Head Bitch” for Disrespecting Kobe Bryant
Women are freaking out after Snoop Dogg put the funky dog head bitch Gayle King in check. There’s been a huge blowup on social media after rapper Snoop Dogg called out the CBS Negress reporter Gayle King for disrespecting Kobe Bryant’s legacy on television. He…
White Knight Sentenced to 6 Years in Prison by Female Judge for Defending Women’s Bathroom Against a Tranny
Typical normal guy who was taught to believe that defending women is morally good. The media is reporting this story in a confusing way, as if it was a random assault, but what it actually was was that this tranny – who was dressed like…



















