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There are Too Many White People in Here

At the Multicultural Center at the University of Virginia, a black woman got up and explained to the people sitting in it that there were too many whites among them. Public service announcement. Excuse me. If y’all didn’t know, this is the MSC, and frankly…

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Florida: Someone Shot and Stabbed the Dolphins!

You can never be shocked by anything that happens in Florida. It’s the Wild West of the South. New York Post : The discovery of two dead dolphins with grisly gunshot or stab wounds in Florida in recent weeks has prompted a plea for help…

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Yang Yinged: A Dumb End to a Stupid Meme

Andrew Yang has jumped ship, quitting the Democrat nomination contest after last night’s primary in New Hampshire. Looking back on 2019, we must all agree to recognize that the Yang Gang meme was the dumbest of any meme, possibly ever. Never forget the people who…

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Most People Assume Trump Will Win the Election

Of course Trump is going to win the election. It’s really not much of a prediction at this point. Just a sort of simple observation. Monmouth University : As New Hampshire primary voters go to the polls, there already seems to be an impact from…

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Bernie Wins New Hampshire! Biden Comes in FIFTH (8%)!

Good, good… Everything going to plan… Tell me how Bernie Sanders doesn’t get the nomination now? How are they going to fix it now? There is no path to a loss for him, short of catastrophic failure. Pete Buttigieg is going where all homosexuals go:…

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NASA Confirms Plans for Space Hotel

Okay, but how’s the WiFi speed in there? Do I get free miniature bars of soap and sachets of shampoo? Okay so because we’re spending all our money on brown people, we’re probably going to have to scrap all that “space exploration” and “colonizing Mars”…

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