I have long been thinking that if you wanted to unite America, you would do it around the hatred of landlords. There is no one in this country, left or right, young or old, white person or colored folk, who does not hate landlords. One…
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Trump Gives Bizarre Peace Speech in Place of Expected Bizarre War Speech
President Donald Trump of America gave a weird, mumbling speech Wednesday morning. While being surrounded by the entire SG-1 team in what many thought might be a declaration of war, Trump first rambled about how he’s going to stop Iran’s nuclear weapons, and called for…
John Bolton Betrays Trump, Offers to Testify During Impeachment
You would think that after Donald Trump did the Jews the yuuuge favor of killing an Iranian general and starting a new Middle East war that they’d ease up on the impeachment hoax. But you’d be wrong. Nothing has changed – Trump is still Orange…
If War is to Begin, You’re Going to Want to Not Commit Sedition
At time of writing, it is unclear if we’re headed to open war with Iran, though it is seeming more and more likely by the hour. So, I feel the need to remind everyone that they need to be careful not to commit sedition .…
At Campaign Rally, Liz Warren Does Traditional Indian Tribal Dance
Warren dancing at her rally tonight 💃🏼 pic.twitter.com/c2QBzPGsH1 — Behind 2020 (@Behind2020) January 8, 2020 Is this officially disqualifying? Please tell me it is. Just try to imagine a serious world leader like Adolf Hitler dancing like that. We just can’t do it, folks. Can’t…
77% of Americans Still Can’t Identify Iran on a Map
Cropped map hits: 28% Full map hits: 23% (with many believing Iran is inside the United States) This is a very old meme but still an important meme. The “point to Iraq on a map” strategy was employed against supporters of the Iraq War in…
US Denies Visa to Allow Iranian Foreign Minister to Speak at the UN
This is a violation of international law. But such things happen to terrorists. Just like we’re going to bomb Persepolis. Al Jazeera : Iranian Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif has said the United States declined to issue him a visa to attend a United Nations…
Tulsi Gabbard Goes on Fox News, Shows That She’s the Single Candidate for 2020 That is Against War
Fox News is the only one interviewing Tulsi Gabbard on the Iranian situation. They gave her pushback, but they let her say that this push for war makes absolutely no sense, and that all of this drama with Iran is a result of the initial…
Saved by the Bell Reboot to Star Man Pretending to be a Woman as Lead!
Stunningest I suspect this show will have more cast members than actual viewers. Good thing Shlomo can afford it . People : Josie Totah has been cast in the lead role for the upcoming reboot of Saved by the Bell. The 18-year-old actress will play…
Michelle Williams Thanks Abortion for Her Successful Hollywood Career
There are no freebies in this world or when it comes to making deals with demons. Michelle Williams reminded us all about that and the material benefits of pledging your life to Moloch at the Golden Globes this weekend. She got up on stage and…
Hollywood: Ricky Gervais Kills It at Golden Globes with Anti-Celeb Rant!
Okay, now this is epic: Ricky Gervais, who is known to most people as an unfunny try-hard atheist trying to be one of the cool kids but failing miserably, actually made a funny or two at Golden Globes. The whole opening monologue was basically, “screw…
The New York Times Shares My Bafflement Over Donald Trump’s Plans in the Middle East
I don’t usually feel that New York Times headlines represent my feelings on an issue, but when I do, they’re written by the right-wing radical anti-Semite Max Fisher. Truly, no one does know. And it is so confusing that it almost has induced a form…
Filthy Bitch Sends Nudes to Everyone Who Donates to “Save the Koalas” Australia Fund
It’s a pretty good publicity stunt. Women are good at using sex to make money. NZ Herald : An American model has raised more than NZ$750,000 for the Australian bushfire victims by promising to send nude selfies to those who donate. Los Angeles woman Kaylen…
Maryland Man Tries to Murder Flock of Seagulls with His Car
Along with the Florida Man who broke into the other Florida Man’s home to suck on his toes , here’s another example of America’s greatness and absolute moral authority. Just like with the toe sucker, I suspect the seagull killer could be Mike Pompeo. NBC…
Iranians with American Citizenship Reportedly Being Detained at the US Border
Well, this is just basic logic. Even though I assume it is also illegal under some kind of “civil rights” legislation. POLITICO : Reports of Iranians and Iranian-Americans being detained for questioning upon entering the U.S. kicked off a furor on Sunday from Washington state…
Selective Service Website Crashes After Fears of Draft
I don’t think this is the result of the spread of misinformation, as every news website is taking for granted. If people were going to the official site, it’s because they were looking for official information. CNN : The Selective Service website crashed Friday because…
“Macho Man” Trump Says He has 52 Sites in Iran He’s Planning to Bomb
Donald Trump isn’t a pussy faggot like that bitch Barack Obama. He’s a true macho “tough guy,” and he’s not afraid to start a brutal war that kills millions of people in order to defend the American right to bring democracy and human rights to…
Fox News Publishes Essay from Terrorist Sympathizer Who Says the US Should Leave Iraq
Terrorist supporter and anti-freedom advocate Joe Kent pictured with his (thankfully) now dead wife, who is also alleged to have hated America and democracy. Fox News has published an absolutely heretical anti-democracy screed by the traitor Joe Kent, a retired Army Special Forces soldier who…
Florida Man Breaks Into Florida Man’s Home to Suck on His Toes
Everyone who saw the headline just assumed this was a typical toe-sucking situation. It isn’t. This is a homosexual toe-sucking incident. The perp is still on the loose. It was probably Mike Pompeo. Fox 13 : Investigators in Manatee County are searching for a burglar…
CNN Says Families of Troops are Groaning About Being Sent to Bring Human Rights Democracy to Iraq/Iran/Etc.
This is what real freedom looks like. CNN is run by LIBERALS who are going full SNOWFLAKE over the fact that the Macho Man Donald Trump is starting a brave war of democracy against Iraq/Iran/etc. They tell the stories of some LIBERAL families of soldiers…



















