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Spending Bill Raises Legal Age of Tobacco Purchase to 21

You don’t need cigarettes to be cool, kids! Apparently, the scourge of smoking has once again become a big and pressing issue in the United States that needs to be legislated against. Wall Street Journal : The minimum age to purchase cigarettes, e-cigarettes and other…

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Trump Finally Introduces the SPACE FORCE!

The bad news is, you won’t get a wall or any of that other stuff that Donald Trump promised us. The good news is, you get a Space Force. The bad news about that good news is that the Space Force will just be used…

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Trump Tells Some Bitch That Her Husband is in Hell

Mr. President, let’s set politics aside. My husband earned all his accolades after a lifetime of service. I’m preparing for the first holiday season without the man I love. You brought me down in a way you can never imagine and your hurtful words just…

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Tobacco Purchasing Age Raised to Sixty

It might as well be sixty. USA Today : The legal age across the USA to buy cigarettes and other tobacco products will rise from 18 to 21 if a $1.37 trillion spending package that the House is likely to vote on Tuesday becomes law.…

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Real Life: Trump Finally Impeached Forever

It’s all flappening. For reals. CNN : The deeply divided House of Representatives took the historic step to impeach President Donald Trump on Wednesday, charging a president with high crimes and misdemeanors for just the third time in American history. The House voted almost entirely…

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President Trump Writes Pelosi a Really Sick Letter

Trump has called the impeachment a witch hunt and a hoax, and has written a SICK letter to Nancy Pelosi about these issues. CNN was seething last night. Just listen to (Jew) Wolf Blitzer. That opening music is something else. With the impeachment only hours…

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