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Willie Nelson Quits Smoking Pot After 65 Years

Willie Nelson is 87-years-old. He’s been smoking pot for 65 years. Now he’s just going to vape it and eat it. USA Today : Country music outlaw and marijuana proponent Willie Nelson has quit smoking weed, citing personal health concerns. “I have abused my lungs…

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Kamala Drops Out! I Don’t Care, But Still!

Some have called Kamala Harris “a vile ladycop on a sick mission,” while others have pointed out that “she is not even a real nigger.” But there is one thing that everyone agrees on: she is a very, very nasty mommy. Blacks and whites have…

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CDC: 1 in 5 Teens and 1 in 4 Young Adults Have Prediabetes

As fat increases, the rates of fatness-related diseases also increase. Daily Mail : One in five US adolescents, and one in four young adults, have prediabetes, according to a new study of government data. Records show 18 percent of 12- to 18-year-olds, and 24 percent…

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Republicans Release Stupid Whining Report About Impeachment

This language of the Republicans is in such stark contrast to the language of the Democrats. Is this a “dangerous precedent”? Fox News : House Republicans delivered a point-by-point rebuttal Monday to Democrats’ impeachment efforts, claiming in their own report that the evidence collected in…

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Joe Biden Can’t Even Fill a Small Room with Old People

There is no enthusiasm for greasy old “Joe the Licker.” This campaign is basically like Hillary Clinton all over again, just without the boomer sentimentalism of “first female.” At an event on Monday in Iowa, a campaign worker tried to get the old few dozen…

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FBI Warns That Smart TVs May be Watching People

Who’s really watching who here? The FBI has stated the obvious in an attempt to appear to be working in favor of the American people. CNN : In a pre-holiday message to consumers, an FBI field office is warning that “smart TVs” — televisions equipped…

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