13 year old Willis Gibson aka Blue Scuti became the first recorded person to beat Tetris causing the game to freeze after reaching level 157 pic.twitter.com/uRt3KOasTh — Jake Lucky (@JakeSucky) January 4, 2024 This is the biggest achievement of any American in decades. RT :…
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Watch: Hundreds of Diverse Brutes Take Over Street, Ransack Compton Bakery
A street takeover led to a wild break-in at a Mexican bakery in Compton in which a large mob of looters ransacked the store, leaving the business in total disarray. https://t.co/FgmGLkWWXu pic.twitter.com/9SGcDHRvOv — ABC7 Eyewitness News (@ABC7) January 4, 2024 Police say that 100 thugs…
Watch: Brute Defendant Attacks Nevada Judge During Felony Battery Case
Oh, the poor judge. Hey judge, ever heard of a little thing called “slavery”? It’s a lot worse than a few bruises and a concussion. The Guardian : A defendant has attacked a judge during a felony battery case, dragging her to the floor and…
RFK Jr Qualifies to Appear on Presidential Ballot in Utah, NYP Calls Him a Conspiracy Theorist
In a perfect world, Trump would pick RFK as his running mate, and after the election was stolen from them, they would launch an all-out war against the system, calling for states to declare secession. It’s not a perfect world, however, and there is clearly…
Ohio: Republicans Trying to Override Governor’s Veto of Tranny Kids Law
Ohio Governor Mike DeWine None of these laws prevent adult trannies. These people demand that little kids be injected and mutilated. The Guardian : A legislative showdown is brewing in Ohio after Governor Mike DeWine split from his party to veto a bill that would…
NYC: Entitled Migrants Going Door to Door Asking Residents for Money, Clothing, and Food
REPORT: Migrants in New York City are now going door to door, begging locals for money and food. This is just part & parcel of living in a Sanctuary City! Migrants are knocking on doors in Brooklyn after many of them were relocated to a…
US Biggest Exporter of LNG After Banning Europe From Buying Russian Gas
At least the US is able to recoup some of the losses in the Ukraine war by selling gas to replace the gas it told Europeans they were not allowed to buy. RT: The US emerged as the globe’s largest exporter of liquefied natural gas…
Kentucky: Clerk Who Refused to Issue Marriage License to Anal Couple Ordered to Pay Another $260K
If women agree with you for whatever reason, they will turn their extreme behavior against your enemies. It’s a good thing to keep in mind. The Guardian : Kim Davis , the former county clerk who refused to issue marriage licenses in Kentucky to same-sex…
California to Give All Illegals Free Healthcare
Honestly, “free healthcare” would not even be a big deal in a normal country. What would it entail? An annual dentist visit and an occasional round of antibiotics, then protection in the case of an unfortunate accident. No one should support “free healthcare” just on…
Biden Entity Petitions Supreme Court to Remove Razor Wire at Border
Biden begs SCOTUS to let him cut razor wire TX installed on border. See you in court. Americans & courts will reject Biden’s hostility to immigration laws. TX will continue to deploy National Guard to build border barriers & repel illegal immigrants. https://t.co/IJb4sXpdWK — Greg…
After Gay Resignation, Questions Emerge About the Continued Viability of Jewish Whining
The Jews took a victory lap after finally achieving success over Harvard President Claudine Gay when she resigned this week. This ends a weeks long Jewish war against the female negro which began after she stood up for justice in Palestine. Many wonder if the…
New York: Man Crashes Car Filled with Explosives Into Randos
I never would have expected an American to do something insane and deranged. New York Post : A couple was killed and numerous other people injured just hours into the New Year when a deranged man driving a car filled with explosives barreled into a…
Iran Sends Warship in Response to American-Jewish Move to War in Yemen
Iran’s Alborz warship enters Red Sea through strategic Bab al-Mandeb strait @Mohammed11Saleh brings you this report Read more: https://t.co/pm5seleFkL pic.twitter.com/44tMSFnUbh — WION (@WIONews) January 2, 2024 This is how the intensity of the route in the Red Sea area has changed since the Houthi blockade:…
Hamas Found Guilty of Rape in Another Dimension of the Multiverse
This bitch is literally crying because Hamas didn’t rape her. Hamas didn’t rape her. However, the guilt of the rape remains, because in another dimension, where circumstances were different, Hamas would have raped her. This is my favorite news story now. New York Post :…
Green Day Band Rebels Against Donald Trump
Just now on ABC’s New Years Bash with @RyanSeacrest — @GreenDay sings “I’m not a part of the MAGA agenda”, changing the lyrics of ‘American Idiot’. #RockinEve pic.twitter.com/asqEfPyfOi — The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) January 1, 2024 People are shocked to find that the Green Day…
Fatmericans Enjoy Killing and Dismembering Kids
During the donation drive, I was supposed to install the software to fix my AI images. But then I decided I would buy a new GPU after the donation drive. I’m gonna do that later this week. I can’t order it on the internet, because…
What is Going on with These Jew Ads?
All of these Jew ads I’m seeing look like I wrote them. What the hell are they doing? It’s like some kind of spontaneous combustion.
US Now Saying They’re Just Going to Seize Russia’s $300 Billion
The world is your burger A dear friend requested that I do a summary of the stories we missed in the missing week during the donation drive. Fortunately, there really isn’t much important that happened. The one story that does actually matter is this one.…
Trump Took That Faggot Shit Off His Website at Least
Someone posted this the other day: I Braved it. Because I’m Braving things and saying “I Braved it” now. Both of them are dead links. I went to WayBack Machine, and it was up for five years. For five years, Trump was selling anal sex…
I’d Marry Her (Just Pulling Memes and Writing Fake Articles Rn)
Now, speaking of the Irish. This is literally true: I wish the tweet wasn’t 4 years old, I’d try to hit her up. I’m sure she’d be attracted to my potato face that was literally built to withstand alcohol-fueled brawls. Plus if that’s legit no…








