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Russian Football Teams Banned from Everything

Unlike Warner’s Emo Batman movie, this is something the average Russian actually gives a shit about. But the kind of people who actually care about it are not gonna become more anti-Putin because of it either. The opposite is more likely, if anything. Breitbart :…

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Warner Bros. Cancels Release of New Batman in Russia

Jokes on you, Jews. No one wanted to watch this shit anyway. It looks horrible. Why is Batman bulletproof? Even if he has bulletproof armor, it doesn’t make sense he can just keep walking forward after taking hits from high-powered rounds. He’s not Superman. So…

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The War Seems to be Going Quite Well, Actually

Despite all of the nonsense coming out of the American media machine, every bit of reliable information we’re able to gather indicates that the war is going very well for Russia, and that their strategic goals will be accomplished soon. The goals were: To complete…

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Europe: Gas Prices Spike to Highest in History

Get ready to learn to walk! RT : European natural gas prices spiked above $2,200 per 1,000 cubic meters on Wednesday for the first time in market history. The escalating crisis between Russia and Ukraine has raised fears of supply shortages. The April futures at…

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Ukraine: Welp, This is for Sure a Real War Now

Something big exploded🇺🇦 pic.twitter.com/8zfRrZHGem — ZOKA (@200_zoka) March 1, 2022 So, there is now definitely a war happening in the Ukraine. After a week of not really understanding if a war was actually even happening, we are now seeing actual footage of gun fighting and…

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BREAKING NEWS: Putin Now Genociding Whales!

First our values, then our anuses, and now our whales. SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STOP THIS MADMAN! Metro : Dead sperm whales are being washed ashore along the coast of Ireland and Russia may be to blame. Increased Russian submarine activity in the Atlantic could be…

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EU to Ban RT and Sputnik to Protect Democracy

Censorship is a core and fundamental value of democracy. If the people have free access to information, then how can we protect our values? RT : European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen announced on Sunday that the EU will ban the Russian media outlets…

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