Clown sex! WHAT?! RT : Swiss prostitutes determined to return to work after the Covid-19 lockdown have drawn up a reopening plan to maximize social distancing with recommended sex positions, while calling for strict time limits and endless cleaning. Sex workers’ association ProKoRe released an…
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WHO Warns Lifting Lockdown is Dangerous, Urges Governments to Put in Place Mass Surveillance
They cannot keep you safe if they don’t know where you are and what you’re doing. Facts, data, and reality itself say one thing, and the WHO and government “experts” say the opposite. This isn’t the first time that the WHO has urged governments not…
This New Hazmat Suit for the Disco Club is Awesome
This is the awesomest of the awesome: a new hazmat suit for the club scene that will keep you both safe and fashionable. And you can vape inside of it. It’s called the Micrashell and I’m getting one and it is going to be the…
China Censors Social Media Posts Saying Americans Eat Burgers Made from Humans
It’s funny that China blocks disinformation about the US while the US encourages disinformation about China. In America, you get censored for supporting the president of the country . RT : Beijing has reportedly shut down a widely popular anti-US account on its social media…
Airbnb Collapse Shows the Microcosm of the Total Small Business Collapse
There’s no more money. 9 News : Airbnb bookings have been decimated in popular Australian locations, threatening to send overleveraged investors who made a lucrative living from the platform into financial peril. The seismic shock that hit Airbnb will reverberate through the wider Australian property…
France: Four Cops Drag Freedom Fighter Woman Away for Refusing to Wear Mask
People have been forced to live like prisoners for months, while being told that the Doom Virus could kill everyone at any moment. It is understandable that, after all of that, they’d react badly when the police order them to wear a face mask. Everyone’s…
United Nations Declares “New World Order” to Bring Happiness
The United Nations has posted a new website at unnwo.org , declaring the dawn of New World Order of happiness. The site contains a creepy message about happiness and how they’re going to make 10 billion people happy. This is a real UN website. It…
UK: Sadness After Black Crack Dealer Stabbed by Arab, Because He was a Good Boy Going to School
It’s really a fun time to examine how black culture in the UK differs from black culture in America. Basically, everything is about crack cocaine and murder, as you’d obviously expect it to be. But they add to that mopeds and knives to replace cars…
New Tranny Mayor in France Because Everyone Wanted That
The French government called me the other day and asked me what I’d like to see more of. I thought it was weird because I don’t live in France and am not French. But I answered honestly: I want more tranny mayors. France listens to…
Greece: Audit Reveals Explosion in Pro-Immigration NGOs
Bringing infinity brown people to European countries is a very lucrative industry. And they’re doing it solely out of the kindness of their hearts, with absolutely no ulterior motives whatsoever. Breitbart : A round of audits by Greece’s National Transparency Authority of pro-migration NGOs has…
US Military Cancels $1 Billion Iron Dome Project After Israelis Refuse to Share Source Code Americans Paid For
Australia may have supported the United States, or been supported by it, in both World Wars, the Korean war, Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq. But they are not our greatest ally – oh no. To be the greatest ally of the United States, you need more…
UK: Most Immigrants Ever in History
“Let us in, we’re late for enrollment and we’re gonna get crappy electives…!” Remember that time that Britain had a vote to exit the EU, and a majority of people voted to leave specifically because they were sick of so many immigrants? Then do you…
Obese Autistic Child, Mohammad, Sums Up My Entire Life by Caressing, Weeping Joyously Into Chicken McNuggets
Should I feel bad about laughing at an obese nine-year-old autistic Asian boy named Mohammad weeping with joy while cradling Chicken McNuggets against his face? I suppose it can’t be helped. I don’t want to be mean to disabled children. It’s sad that he has…
Italy: Leaks Show Magistrates Prosecuting Salvini Knew He Didn’t Break Any Law
There’s no lockdown for the invaders I’m still not sure what Salvini is on trial for in the first place. All he was doing was enforcing the laws of the country he was a minister of. That was literally his job. Breitbart : A leaked…
“Clap for NHS” is Fizzling Out – Are Britons Losing Faith in the Hoax?
Repeated polling has tried to paint a picture of everyone in the UK being terrified of the flu like little girls, and wanting to be safe forever and ever, and ever. What is not clear is if these polls are actually real, or if they…
UK: Lockdown Saved No Lives and It May Have Actually Cost Lives, Says Nobel Laureate
“At least I didn’t die from the virus.” Virtually every expert not directly employed by the government is rejecting the official coronavirus narrative. Accomplished professionals were censored from YouTube for daring to suggest that maybe there’s a better way of doing things than what the…
Hong Kong: Antifa Rioting Against Chinese Security Law
Hong Kong had democracy and human rights and whatever. Then they rioted based on the claim that they were worried that in 2047 the “One Country, Two Systems” system would expire and they would no longer have democracy and human rights. Now, as a result…
Bloomberg Resorts to Bizarre Conspiracy Theories to Explain Why Japan Didn’t Shut Down and was Perfectly Fine
Yes. Yes, they did. Now, let’s see how many paragraphs can be written about this, while entirely avoiding the question of whether this means that this virus, originally described as cataclysmic, is actually as benign as the CDC is reporting that it is. Bloomberg :…
Media Still Attacking Sweden for Not Locking Down, Even with the Crisis Finished
Swedish people (and some black-haired folks who I believe are not Swedish) acting normal in Malmo on April 4, 2020, while the rest of the West was going insane. The coronavirus problem is basically over, even according to official liars. Sweden, which refused to lock…
12.5% of Moscow has Antibodies – With 1,934 Deaths, Fatality Rate is 0.12%
The RT news site and TV station have been really hyping this hoax beyond anything that anyone would ever expect. Many have wondered why Russia would want to promote this hoax and have wondered if RT is doing this without the knowledge or permission of…



















