“You can’t see your friends and loved ones anymore because of the flu.” Thanks to people being scared of the flu, experts have gained the power to force people into isolation and to destroy the economy. These experts are really fond of that power. Daily…
“lol we were kidding. The lockdown isn’t ever going to end, dummy!” It looks like people are going to live in isolation for most of the year. They just keep extending the lockdown without being straightforward about how long they expect it to last. Daily…
Sweden is a double-edged sword. On the one hand, I always find stuff to write about just by typing “Sweden” in my search engine and then looking at the first 2-3 results. On the other hand, I feel like I’m going insane just by reading…
We’re trying to look for upsides. It would be an upside if somehow this virus meant that Julian Assange was able to escape his scheduled crucifixion. Apparently, the hysterical belief that this kills men in their 40s is still a thing, so he could pull…
They’re still calling them “refugees” How exactly do normies read something like this and make sense out of it? How do they see their government locking them inside their houses over literally the flu, and then just go out of their way to import rapefugees…
I’ve wanted to defund Doctor Who ever since he became a woman and got a dildo sonic screwdriver. #IStandWithTheDaleks Since we’re not going to have an economy after this, shouldn’t we just cut funding to literally everything non-essential, including the entire Untied Nations? We’re going…
America must remain locked down for several more months. But the rest of the world will start to move on. European countries, having figured out that this was all an American media hoax, are beginning to stop these insane Coronavirus lockdown measures. Sky News :…
Breitbart is beating the atrocity hoax war drums – hard. Breitbart : Locals in Wuhan, where the Chinese coronavirus pandemic originated, have heard screams coming from funeral home furnaces, and some treated in hospitals say they saw workers put living coronavirus patients in body bags,…
Boris! Not Boris! CNN : British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has spent a second night in intensive care at a London hospital, suffering from coronavirus. Johnson is in a stable condition, according to junior health minister Edward Argar. “I understand the Prime Minister is in…
Here are some facts: Speciesism is the discrimination of living creatures based on the species they belong to Vegans often oppose speciesism Greta Thunberg is vegan and she opposes climate change Climate change is making birds smarter Conclusion: Greta Thunberg wants to stop birds from…
“Excuse me, sir, but you can’t just sunbathe here all alone, away from people, without bothering anyone.” The government of the United Kingdom appears to want people to be miserable during the lockdown. Exposing the skin to the sun is good for the endocrine system,…
You’re going to see 2015 in reverse when this hoax is finally over. Coronavirus is so destructive that these poor children would rather go back to the brutal Syrian civil war in Morocco than stay in Spain. Voice of Europe : A group of approximately…
Blacks may not know how to build civilizations — or much of anything, for that matter — but there’s one thing they certainly know how to build, and that’s mass graves. Daily Mail : A mass grave thought to contain the bodies of some 30,000…
Greta Thunberg once told people that she wanted everyone to panic because of the weather. Now everyone’s panicking because of the flu. She should seriously consider rebranding herself as a coronavirus doomsday cultist because her words have never been more timely. It would be easy;…
There is nothing more democratic than making sure people the Jews don’t approve of never win elections. Deutsche Welle : A car belonging to a member of Germany’s far-right Alternative für Deutschland (AfD) party was set on fire early Monday morning in Berlin’s Schöneberg neighborhood,…
The good guys named their secret organization “Cobra” for some reason. You’d best start believing in the media hyping up jingoism in preparation for a war with China. Saying this is leaked from a Chinese lab is no longer a racist conspiracy theory. The highly…
Lord Sumption It seems that people are beginning to see that coronavirus is literally just the flu , and they’re starting to question the disproportionate way in which governments and the media have responded to it. Daily Mail : Former Supreme Court Justice Jonathon Sumption…
It seems that ending the lockdown will require people to use a smartphone app to track who they come into contact with and that social distancing practices will have to continue until a vaccine is ready. Daily Mail : Italy has announced plans for ending…
Anders Tegnell Sweden is known for behaving in insane “progressive” ways, but now they’re throwing the entire world off by being the most prominent country that hasn’t succumbed to the flu hysteria . They’ve made minimal adjustments to their everyday life, and it turns out…
The Cobra Command Center is really gay. Boris Johnson just went to the hospital. He’s fat, but I think this is fake. I mean, he probably went to the hospital, but it’s probably just a cough, and the reason he went was to create the…
