My son is a stubby little fatty Sense of dread when he calls me “daddy” Wished I’d produced a superior specimen But I got microplastics in my semen My son is a smarmy fatass Global warming gonna give him deadly swamp ass That’s why we…
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Top IDF Generals Approve Plans to Attack Lebanon as Hezbollah Drones Rape Iron Dome
This is insane. Hezbollah drones are out there screenshotting all sensitive Israeli positions, chemical and oil storages and the entire port of Haifa while the Iron Dome is clueless. Hezbollah will destroy the port if Israel attacks Lebanon pic.twitter.com/4YhXnoUHQJ — Hadi (@HadiNasrallah) June 18, 2024…
Putin Vows to Support Heroic Koreans (Real Koreans, Not Capitalist Traitor American Pets) Against Anal Empire
🇰🇵🇷🇺 Best Korea is ready to welcome Putin! https://t.co/BSA1hSDRXy pic.twitter.com/pQapKZeQiN — DD Geopolitics (@DD_Geopolitics) June 18, 2024 Russian Pres. Vladimir Putin is set to meet with Kim Jong Un in North Korea — their second meeting in nine months. Their meeting is the latest sign…
Putin Vows to Support Heroic Korean (Real Koreans, Not Capitalist Traitor American Pets) Against Anal Empire
🇰🇵🇷🇺 Best Korea is ready to welcome Putin! https://t.co/BSA1hSDRXy pic.twitter.com/pQapKZeQiN — DD Geopolitics (@DD_Geopolitics) June 18, 2024 Russian Pres. Vladimir Putin is set to meet with Kim Jong Un in North Korea — their second meeting in nine months. Their meeting is the latest sign…
Poland: People Whining About Growing Number of Illegals
Great job, Poland. You really showed that Stalin guy who’s boss. Got him real good. Remix : A number of Polish politicians are issuing warnings as more and more migrants appear on Polish streets, especially when neighboring countries like Germany are dealing with record levels…
New Zealand: 25-Year-Old Rugby Player Killed Suddenly by Medical Event
Why did they blur out the child’s face when the guy is not accused of a crime? I thought you only blurred a child’s face when the person was a bad guy, so you don’t associate the child with the guilt of the bad guy?…
US Allegedly Meets Bibi to Talk About “Deescalating Hezbollah Conflict”
‘Amos Hochstein has made numerous trips here without much success because Hezbollah is an Iranian organ. I don’t think Tehran wants to lose their big card after losing Hamas,’ @DannyAyalon discusses the US envoy’s visit to Israel and Lebanon amid tensions pic.twitter.com/d63qn6yr50 — i24NEWS English…
Thailand: Senate Passes Law Approving Anal “Marriage”
The obvious and yet esoteric hot take here is that this is much less about anal than it is about signaling to the world that Thailand is on Team America, where everyone goes anal. Thailand has apparently always had a lot of homosexuals, and doesn’t…
Putin to Visit Best Korea Seeking to Expand Military and Economic Alliance
🚨BREAKING:North Korea Showcases Ranged Weapons; Putin to Visit June 18-19 North Korea held a display showcasing their ranged weapons. President Putin will visit Korea from June 18th to 19th and may take a stroll here as well. pic.twitter.com/K8rNL2EjJ0 — World War 3 (@Worldwar_3_) June 17,…
Israeli Media Says IDF had Full Knowledge of Hamas’ October 7th Plans
This is the only thing you need to know about October 7, goy. Keep your eyes on that bikini bridge. Pay no attention to the fact that this entire bullshit is fake. Previously: BUSTED: American Jews Were Doing Insider Trading Before October 7 Hamas Attack…
Greek Coast Guard Accused of Being Mean to Invaders, Allegedly Killing Dozens of Them
These people are invading the country. Under Just War Theory , the military has a right to kill them. (I understand it’s more complicated than that, but actually, it’s not really.) The Guardian : A former Greek coastguard officer has described as “clearly illegal” the…
Switzerland: Parliament Votes to Ignore ECHR’s Moronic Climate Change Ruling
This is probably an isolated case. But perhaps a sign of things to come. People are really getting sick of these windmills. For me, the top things I’m sick of are, in order: Women Jews Windmills All three are getting backlash now. BBC : Swiss…
Montenegro: 26-Year-Old Goalkeeper Suddenly Drops Dead
Matija Sarkic One thing we’ve really learned in the last 2-3 years is that professional athletes are some of the most unhealthy people on earth. ABC News (Australia) : Matija Sarkic, the Montenegro goalkeeper who played for English second-tier club Millwall, has died. He was…
Montenegro: 26-Year-Old Football Goalkeeper Suddenly Drops Dead
Matija Sarkic One thing we’ve really learned in the last 2-3 years is that professional athletes are some of the most unhealthy people on earth. ABC News (Australia) : Matija Sarkic, the Montenegro goalkeeper who played for English second-tier club Millwall, has died. He was…
Medvedev Says US Will be Forced to Pay Restitution for Sanctions on Russia
Previously: Putin Effectively Declares “Total War” as West Holds Goofy “Peace Summit” Without Russia Recent events are forcing Russia to go into Stalin mode. The US coming in and saying they are going to fund the war for 10 years was really a strange move.…
Kiev: Anal March Shut Down Over Security Concerns
A gay pride parade was held in Kiev for the first time since the beginning of the war. A very important matter. Especially now. pic.twitter.com/DWrD8BS50T — Nothing to see (@Wagnersfamily) June 16, 2024 Something didn’t go according to plan and European values at the pride…
Hohol “Peace Summit” an Embarrassing Shitshow With Key Countries Refusing to Endorse Goofy Scheme
NEW: 🇸🇦🇨🇭 The Minister of Foreign Affairs of Saudi Arabia at the “peace summit” in Switzerland literally told everyone to their faces that this is a clown show and that without Russia, it has no meaning: “Any credible process will need Russia’s participation.” pic.twitter.com/p2z9qRfjr3 —…
Bibi Says He Doesn’t Need a “War Cabinet” Anymore, He’ll Just Make All Decisions Personally
Bibi has never lied about his intentions. Gantz resigning doesn’t really mean anything. Bibi is always going to have 80% support for total genocide in Gaza. To keep that number, all he has to do is keep killing random people. If you have 80% support,…
UK: Met Police Commissioner Says Current Hate Speech Laws Aren’t Insane Enough
Mark Rowley What country has more insane speech laws that the UK? I think they’re number one, by a pretty wide margin. Australia might be worse. In some ways, the US is worse, even though they don’t technically have laws, because the social media companies…
UK: Almost 100 Actresses Refuse Roles in Upcoming Anti-Rowling Play
Got her. JK Rowling created what is arguably the most beloved stories of an entire generation (I can’t think of anything that competes, for millennials). Not even tranny-lovers want to be associate with something attacking her. The Telegraph : A play that criticises JK Rowling’s…












