We’re going to keep you to your Canada promise, guys.
We will also accept suicide.
Surprisingly, most of these are minor celebrities. Huffington Post pulled the list, so I assume these are all they have. Maybe most of the big ones have already killed themselves.
I sure hope so.
When do we start googling "What is Brexit?"
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) November 9, 2016
Some didn't like Bush. Some didn't like Obama. But this is different. Forget dislike. Many are genuinely fearful now. This is new.
— Seth MacFarlane (@SethMacFarlane) November 9, 2016
If you need me, I'll be taking a shower for the next 4 years. #ElectionNight
— Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) November 9, 2016
I'm taking tonight to grieve for minorities, women, immigrants, muslims & the LGBTQ community but tomorrow I'm waking up ready to fight.
— Jesse Tyler Ferguson (@jessetyler) November 9, 2016
Even Fox news can't believe this.
— Bryan Greenberg (@bryangreenberg) November 9, 2016
THE REVOLUTION IS COMING.
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) November 9, 2016
Gonna miss Obama. maybe this country needs a Trump presidency to see just how good we had it and took it for granted!!!!! #GodBlessTheUSA
— octavia spencer (@octaviaspencer) November 9, 2016
We fight on. For equality. For inclusion. For opportunity. For justice. For science. This is not a defeat. It is a call to arms.
— Bradley Whitford (@WhitfordBradley) November 9, 2016
We Had One Job.
— Questlove Gomez (@questlove) November 9, 2016
#Election2016 update: Driving to Barstow and paying a trucker to punch me unconscious.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 9, 2016
Biggest loser tonight is the human race. Cause climate change is gone as an issue in Trump America.
THIS IS A HUGE DEAL.#ElectionNight
— Adam McKay (@GhostPanther) November 9, 2016
This can't be happening right now.
— Sophie Turner (@SophieT) November 9, 2016
America, you have failed. What the actual fuck. Devastating. I won't recognize @realDonaldTrump as our president, ever. #dumptrucktrump
— Ariel Winter (@arielwinter1) November 9, 2016
However this ends, that's where we begin.
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) November 9, 2016
I'm going to kiss my sleeping son and go to bed. Tomorrow I'll keep trying to raise him right in a world that just got a whole lot scarier.
— Josh Charles (@MrJoshCharles) November 9, 2016


