CNN Hires Elle Reeve – Big Ups, You Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Cunt

CNN hired Elle Reeve, the criminal hoaxer who broke into Gentleman Jim’s home.

They hired her on 911.

And her face is uglier and more offensive than seeing those sweet towers come down.

But ummmmm.

Is moving from VICE to CNN really a step up?

That’s an honest question. I actually don’t know. What I do know is that the answer isn’t obvious.