It’s a hard life.
#GROWINGUPWHITE FORCED TO PRACTICE RACIAL SLURS FOR 1 HOUR PER NIGHT BEFORE BED
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE FORCED TO CLEAN PARENTS PLANE AFTER TRIPS IF I EVER WANTED TO USE IT ON WEEKENDS BY MYSELF
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE COMING HOME TO MOM'S UNSEASONED CHICKEN ON THE TABLE
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE BEING TOLD YOU WILL NEVER HAVE SERVANTS YOURSELF IF U ACT LAZY LIKE MINORITIES DO
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE MY HOUSEKEEPER LAUGHING AT ME IF I CURSED MY MOM OUT WHEN SHE TOLD ME TO TELL THE OTHER HOUSEKEEPER TO DO MY CHORES
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE HAVING TO LISTEN TO GRANDPARENTS TALK ABOUT HOW OUR FAMILY WAS SO MUCH BETTER BEFORE "LINCOLN RUINED IT FOR US"
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE WHEN MY MOM BOUGHT ME A NEW BMW 3 SERIES & I CALLED HER A CUNT AT A RESTAURANT BC SHE KNEW I WANTED A BMW M5 FOR GRADUATION
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE WHEN THE WHOLE FAMILY WOULD GET UPSET AT THE ENDING OF ROOTS BC THE SLAVES WERE FREED
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE WHEN MY PARENTS MADE ME LEARN TO DRAW OUR COAT OF ARMS FROM MEMORY OR I COULDN'T BE ON THE POLO TEAM ANYMORE
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE WHEN ONE BLACK FAMILY MOVED INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND WE HAD TO MOVE
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE WHEN MY DAD WAS BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE AND HE WOULDN'T LET ME USE THE HELICOPTER ON MY 18TH BIRTHDAY EVEN THO HE PROMISED
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE WHEN MY EX GF (WHO WAS PART SPANISH APPARENTLY) PUT SEASONING IN THE CHICKEN AND ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY ONE CHRISTMAS
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE WHEN I TOLD MY PARENTS IF THEY MADE ME MOVE TO BROOKLYN INSTEAD OF MANHATTAN APT THAT I WAS NEVER SPEAKING TO THEM AGAIN
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE WHEN I SHOT AND KILLED MY FIRST GIRAFFE AT AGE 9 AND EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY WAS SO PROUD OF ME
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE WHEN MOM MADE ROLLED UP WONDERBREAD BALLS FOR US KIDS AS SNACKS
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE EATING MAYONNAISE DIRECTLY FROM THE JAR WHEN OUR HOUSEKEEPER WAS SLEEPING
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE WHEN ONE MUSLIM APPLIED AT ONE OF MY DAD'S FRANCHISES SO HE SHUT THE WHOLE COMPANY DOWN
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE U KNOW HIM AS MITT ROMNEY, I KNOW HIM AS MR ROMNEY MY FRIEND'S DAD
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE WHEN I JOINED SKULL & BONES
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE WHEN I FOUNDED MY FIRST COMPANY AT AGE 7
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE WHEN I MADE MY FIRST MILLION BY AGE 14 WITH NO ONE'S HELP EVEN THO AFFIRMATIVE ACTION PROB HELD ME BACK IF ANYTHING
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE GETTING 500 SHARES OF APPLE STOCK FOR CHRISTMAS INSTEAD OF A 2ND MACBOOK BC IT "BUILDS CHARACTER" ACCORDING TO MY DAD
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE MY PARENTS ALWAYS REFERRING TO CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS AS A "FILTHY WOP" ON COLUMBUS DAY
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE GETTING DROPPED OFF AT THE ROLLS ROYCE AT SCHOOL BUT TELLING THE DRIVER TO DROP U DOWN THE BLOCK CUZ IT'S OVER 1 YR OLD CAR
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE WHEN MY PARENTS FOUND OUT ONE OF MY EX GFS WAS PART IRISH
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE WHEN MY COUSIN ONLY GOT INTO PRINCETON AND MY FAMILY AND I LAUGHED FOR LIKE AN HOUR ABOUT IT
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE WHEN LEBRON JAMES CAME TO MY 17TH BIRTHDAY PARTY
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
#GROWINGUPWHITE NOT HAVING MY OWN YACHT UNTIL AGE 25 AND HAVING TO BORROW MY PARENTS INSTEAD, SO EMBARASSING
— ALL CRUSH BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) July 15, 2015
