“Brought to you by Pfizer”
— Logan Shreves (@ShrevesLogan) November 11, 2021
I was as shocked as you are when John Carpenter burst into my office and said: “Anglin, we’ve got a contract with Pfizer, and I need you to put your best memes on it.”
I said: “John, we can’t cooperate with Pfizer – that’s an evil corporation trying to exterminate humanity!”
“They’re giving us $700,” said John.
I squinted.
And here we are!
Today’s Memetic Monday is brought to you by Pfizer!
They needed help reaching the kids, and they said the best way to do that is memes.
Unfortunately, their first outing in Meme World did not go so well.
It’s easy to get distracted by misinformation these days, but don’t worry…Science has got your back. #ScienceWillWin pic.twitter.com/aXVzAsfa6Z
— Pfizer Inc. (@pfizer) November 9, 2021
After making the wrong meme, or posting an ironic meme, or whatever that is, they decided to go straight for the experts on memes.
Here are some repairs to their original meme:
What’s more: every meme below is explicitly endorsed by Pfizer. They want you to think about these memes when you’re considering taking their deadly vax.
Look – I’ve got kids and a washed up 1970s film director/techno musician to feed, and this is just how it’s gonna go.
