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Denmark Farmers to Pay Cow Fart Tax

So, there’s a program to completely abolish meat. I mean, rich people will still eat meat. But anyone who isn’t rich is going to be lucky to eat bugs. Bugs are going to be what people want to eat, because otherwise you’ll have to eat…

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US Cucks, Allows Assange to Return to Australia

When I heard the news that the US was giving Julian a plea deal, I thought it must be some kind of trap. But he’s in Australia now. Evening Standard : Julian Assange raised his fist to the air after touching down in Australia as…

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Famous NY Church Tests Positive for Highly Toxic Air

Previously: NY Quietly Investigating 100 Brooklyn Blocks Over Possible Cancer-Causing Vapors Remember that one hit wonder emo band called “Airborne Toxic Event”? One time I was in this “artist collective” in ****** and doing cocaine and some ****** girl kept playing that song on a…

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