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New LA Fires Allegedly Under Control

Big new fires broke out north of LA on Wednesday, and now they’re claiming these are under control. It’s shocking that no one in the US government has tried to blame the Chinese for these fires yet. Reuters : Firefighters stopped the expansion of a…

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ICC Issues Arrest Warrants for Top Taliban Officials for Getting Sluts Under Control

#ICC Prosecutor @KarimKhanQC announces applications for warrants of arrest in the situation in #Afghanistan for the Supreme Leader of the Taliban, Haibatullah Akhundzada, and the Chief Justice of the “Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan”, Abdul Hakim Haqqani. https://t.co/zpCmoBEQvb pic.twitter.com/9FHF0bVqAJ — Int’l Criminal Court (@IntlCrimCourt) January 23,…

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Trump Frees Dread Pirate Roberts!

In a shocking act of true justice, Donald Trump has actually followed through with his promise to free Dread Pirate Roberts from his political imprisonment. He was accused of starting a website where people sold drugs. As if no one ever sold drugs on Facebook.…

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