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Cops Find Two Severed Heads in a Long Island Park

Previously: Long Island Kids Find Disembodied Arm While Walking to School The authorities are going to cover it all up (of course), but this new phenomenon of body parts showing up everywhere in New York is almost certainly linked to the influx of hundreds of…

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Brandon Confuses Ukraine and Gaza (Easy Mistake, Really)

he really means it to him as a young man…Biden announced that the United States is “providing airdrops of food and other supplies into Ukraine.” The White House immediately corrected Biden’s announcement: “He meant Gaza.” pic.twitter.com/7WULVtOyCu — Peacemaker (@peacemaket71) March 1, 2024 To be fair,…

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