Previously: Pope Francis Blasts “Inflexible Ideologies” That Stop Progress Amid Anal Blessings Controversy Yeah, well. No Pope ever in history would have done “anal marriage.” Even the Anti-Popes wouldn’t have done it. This cannot be a Pope. New York Post : The Vatican marked the…
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Not Much Happened in the Missing Week
In the last week of the year, the Daily Stormer was shut down so I could beg for money. It ended up going pretty well. I didn’t quite hit the target, but I did come up with a way to get donations more consistently, which…
New York: Man Crashes Car Filled with Explosives Into Randos
I never would have expected an American to do something insane and deranged. New York Post : A couple was killed and numerous other people injured just hours into the New Year when a deranged man driving a car filled with explosives barreled into a…
Medvedev Says Psycho Zelensky Dreaming of Turning Kiev Into Gaza
So, is Medvedev the successor to the throne? I know no one likes to talk about it, but Putin is 71 years old, and if the transfer of power doesn’t happen correctly and the Americans take over Russia, the entire world is doomed. Russia is…
Ireland: Hobo Center Allegedly Torched Because People Thought It Would House Invaders
Sad The Irish are going hard, bro. Irish Times : A fire in Dublin’s south inner city in a building falsely linked to asylum seekers was the work of arsonists, gardaí have confirmed. The first results from a technical examination of the blaze, which gutted…
Iran Sends Warship in Response to American-Jewish Move to War in Yemen
Iran’s Alborz warship enters Red Sea through strategic Bab al-Mandeb strait @Mohammed11Saleh brings you this report Read more: https://t.co/pm5seleFkL pic.twitter.com/44tMSFnUbh — WION (@WIONews) January 2, 2024 This is how the intensity of the route in the Red Sea area has changed since the Houthi blockade:…
Hamas Found Guilty of Rape in Another Dimension of the Multiverse
This bitch is literally crying because Hamas didn’t rape her. Hamas didn’t rape her. However, the guilt of the rape remains, because in another dimension, where circumstances were different, Hamas would have raped her. This is my favorite news story now. New York Post :…
Green Day Band Rebels Against Donald Trump
Just now on ABC’s New Years Bash with @RyanSeacrest — @GreenDay sings “I’m not a part of the MAGA agenda”, changing the lyrics of ‘American Idiot’. #RockinEve pic.twitter.com/asqEfPyfOi — The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) January 1, 2024 People are shocked to find that the Green Day…
Fatmericans Enjoy Killing and Dismembering Kids
During the donation drive, I was supposed to install the software to fix my AI images. But then I decided I would buy a new GPU after the donation drive. I’m gonna do that later this week. I can’t order it on the internet, because…
Burundi: President Condemns Anal “Marriage,” Says Faggots Should be Stoned
Why are Africans now much more civilized than whites? The Hill : Burundi’s president said gay people should be stoned, amid a larger crackdown on the LGBTQ community in the East African country. “If you want to attract a curse to the country, accept homosexuality,”…
Xi Says Taiwan Reunification is a “Historical Inevitability”
There cannot be more than one China. The idea never made any sense. It’s a weird relic of the 1950s. People don’t really even seem to understand that Taiwan claims it is the government of all of China. It’s not called “Taiwan,” officially it is…
What is Going on with These Jew Ads?
All of these Jew ads I’m seeing look like I wrote them. What the hell are they doing? It’s like some kind of spontaneous combustion.
US Now Saying They’re Just Going to Seize Russia’s $300 Billion
The world is your burger A dear friend requested that I do a summary of the stories we missed in the missing week during the donation drive. Fortunately, there really isn’t much important that happened. The one story that does actually matter is this one.…
Ukraine: Military Women Campaigning for Anal Marriage as Men Die in the Frontlines
Stanislava Petlytsia and Alina Shevchenko in their fake wedding When’s the time to go full anal? It’s always time to go full anal. The Guardian : A Ukrainian couple campaigning for marital equality has called on the Kyiv government to act on a draft civil…
Trump Took That Faggot Shit Off His Website at Least
Someone posted this the other day: I Braved it. Because I’m Braving things and saying “I Braved it” now. Both of them are dead links. I went to WayBack Machine, and it was up for five years. For five years, Trump was selling anal sex…
The Ukraine: Military Women Campaigning for Anal Marriage as Men Die on the Frontlines
Stanislava Petlytsia and Alina Shevchenko at their fake wedding When’s the time to go full anal? It’s always time to go full anal. The Guardian : A Ukrainian couple campaigning for marital equality has called on the Kyiv government to act on a draft civil…
Putin’s New Year’s Address (English Via AI!)
Putin’s New Year’s address is always special to me. No one can sway me from believing that he is the de facto international leader of White Christians. You can’t really make an argument against that, as there is no other White Christian leader. He is…
North Korea Says American Harassment is Making War Inevitable
America is still vaguely trying to start a war with North Korea. Just in case anyone is keeping track: the main countries America is trying to conquer are Russia, China, and Iran, but they also want wars with several other countries, including North Korea, Venezuela,…
Memetic Monday: It’s Good to be Back, My Dear Parasocial Friends
I’m back, friends! Oh, and how I’ve missed you! (I’m basically going to write an essay now. If you’re just here for memes, you can skip it.) The donation drive went off without a hitch. Actually, the notes I was writing were increasingly apocalyptic even…
Keev Shells Donetsk During New Year’s Celebration
For people who don’t know, Christmas in Russia/”Ukraine” is a more traditional advent thing, and it’s not commercialized. It’s also on the 7th of January, because the Eastern Church uses the Julian (solar) calendar. So, New Year’s is the bigger celebration day of the period.…











