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Famous Non-Fat Comic Book Artist Dead at 52

I still read comics. They’re not very good, but I read them sometimes for the same reason I read pulp scifi novels. I saw this: Fifty-two. This actually happened in September, and the Times wrote it up. But this memorial has been running in Marvel…

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Court Orders Conor McGregor Pay €250,000 to Bloated Slug-Like Slut

EXPLAINED: Nikita Hand has won her civil assault claim against Conor McGregor #NikitaHand #ConorMcGregor #BreakingNews pic.twitter.com/U1XL6IhOMk — Virgin Media News (@VirginMediaNews) November 22, 2024 As soon as Conor came out and support the nationalist protests against the niggervasion, and suggested he was going to seize…

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Complete Fast Day Five is a Serious, Bro

As I mentioned earlier this week, I’m doing a complete fast. I am smoking and drinking coffee, so it’s not as hardcore as it could be. But it’s still pretty hardcore. I have usually only done 3 day fasts, but in recent years – really…

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Fatmerican Sub-Humanoid Garbage Decries Bibi Warrant, Demands Comeuppance

White House press sec. Karine Jean-Pierre says the U.S. “fundamentally rejects” the ICC’s decision to issue arrest warrants for Israeli officials, including Benjamin Netanyahu. “We remain deeply concerned by the prosecutors’ rush to seek arrest warrants.” https://t.co/AX5O06DR8z pic.twitter.com/qJPlkX4md8 — ABC News (@ABC) November 21, 2024…

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Responding to US/UK Attacks, Russia Fires New Ultra-Hypersonic Ballistic Missile Into the Ukraine

Statement by the President of the Russian Federation ⚡️🇷🇺PUTIN CONFIRMS NUKE-CAPABLE BALLISTIC MISSILE STRIKE ON UKRAINE, stating it was test of state-of-the-art Oreshnik (“Hazel”) medium-range ballistic missiles, armed with non-nuclear warheads on huge Dnepropetrovsk weapons… pic.twitter.com/vJEOS8nGWm — Ignorance, the root and stem of all evil…

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