Hey, it’s Monday. Wake up, friend. It’s Monday and Matt Gaetz is going to legalize rape of high school girls. You need to get in shape, because this rape is going to be YUGE. Are rape jokes still offensive? Because the way things are now,…
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Libya: Government Announces Crackdown on Sluts
I didn’t even realize Libya had a government. But I’m glad they do and I’m glad they’re doing the right thing. La Croix : The Minister of Interior for the National Unity Government, Imed Trabelsi, has called for the enforcement of the “country’s traditions,” including…
In America If You Call the Cops on a Home Invader, The Cops Will Come and Murder You
This is why they call them “badge niggers.” The cops are a gang and they can do anything they want to you. (I get that this guy was black and therefore a danger, but that’s beside the point.) KABC : Las Vegas police are investigating…
If It Doesn’t Lead to Putin Dropping Nukes, Biden’s Lunatic WWIII Attempt Will Galvanize People Against Ukraine War
Joe Biden sent long-range missiles to Ukraine in a move that risks getting the U.S. into World War III. Then, he wandered off into the Amazon forest pic.twitter.com/doJhtbq3LB — Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) November 17, 2024 The good news is that this is causing Republicans to…
If It Doesn’t Lead to Putin Dropping Nukes, Biden’s Lunatic WWIII Attempt Will Galvanize People Against the Ukraine War
Joe Biden sent long-range missiles to Ukraine in a move that risks getting the U.S. into World War III. Then, he wandered off into the Amazon forest pic.twitter.com/doJhtbq3LB — Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) November 17, 2024 The good news is that this is causing Republicans to…
Faggot Starmer to Meet with Emperor Xi for Supposedly Benevolent Reasons
NEW en route to Rio: Starmer confirms he’s meeting Xi on Monday Says his attempted thaw with China is aimed at driving economic growth in Britain — a major pivot from Tory predecessors But it puts him firmly at odds with Trump And leaves big…
Elon Revealed as Trying to Buy Infowars After Judge Declares Sale to The Onion Invalid
Previously: The Onion Buys Infowars from Evil Court with the Backing of Sandy Hoax “Families” So, it was announced that The Onion had bought Infowars, and then I saw a video from Alex Jones saying the judge blocked it, but I couldn’t understand what Alex…
Are Haitians Fleeing Ohio Following Trump’s Victory?
This doesn’t seem likely to me, but if it’s happening then kudos to Trump. These people can go live in Minnesota with the Swede nigger-lovers. Ohio is a German-Irish place, and we do not want these apes. The Guardian : From a tiny office behind…
Are Haitians are Fleeing Ohio Following Trump’s Victory?
This doesn’t seem likely to me, but if it’s happening then Kudos to Trump. These people can go live in Minnesota with the Swede nigger-lovers. Ohio is a German-Irish place, and we do not want these apes. The Guardian : From a tiny office behind…
Arabs Who Voted for Trump Now Concerned Over His Pro-Israel “Dream Team” Cabinet Picks
When asked by @afshinrattansi why so many Trump foreign policy picks seem “more make Israel great again than make America great again,” @SebGorka melts down and threatens to storm out of the interview Gorka is a frontrunner for Trump’s deputy national security advisor pic.twitter.com/0sVoUx0om4 —…
My Apologies for the Website
I know it was shitty last week. I was working on some other stuff. I don’t make money on this website and I’m middle-aged, so I sort of need to sort some things out. There’s no article today, obviously. My bad. I’ll try to do…
Yonder Slut Tells Court She had Sex with Matt Gaetz When She Was a Tiny Child, Aged a Mere 17 Years
EXCLUSIVE: The woman at the center of the DOJ’s probe of Rep. Matt Gaetz testified to the House Ethics Committee that Gaetz had sex with her when she was 17 years old, sources say. President-elect Trump nominated Gaetz for attorney general Wednesday. pic.twitter.com/NqcLpD6Mhx — ABC…
UK: Cops Investigated Thousands of Children for Literal Mean Words
What these little brats don’t understand is that words hurt a lot more than bullets. At least if you’re a minority. Ask a minority: “would you rather be called a mean name on the internet or take a bullet to the gut?” 100% of minorities…
Trump Vows to Lift All Restrictions on Israel, End Delays of Weapons Shipments
BOOM | @amit_segal reveals Trump’s first promise to Israel. Trump promised @netanyahu that on the first day of his new term, he will cancel all restrictions and delays on the transfer of armaments and combat equipment. pic.twitter.com/nIdb4RTXnR — Mike (@Doranimated) November 15, 2024 Eyyyy. So…
Trump Picks Annoying Fat Bitch for Press Secretary
Karoline Leavitt responds on the Benny show to CNN just after their host cut her off mid-interview … “it is shocking that they not only cut off my microphone but then dumped me from the entire program … “ pic.twitter.com/xsNaBJL4t3 — Gary D (@KMGGaryde) June…
Trump Nominates Picks Annoying Fat Bitch for Press Secretary
Karoline Leavitt responds on the Benny show to CNN just after their host cut her off mid-interview … “it is shocking that they not only cut off my microphone but then dumped me from the entire program … “ pic.twitter.com/xsNaBJL4t3 — Gary D (@KMGGaryde) June…
Sylvester Stallone Says Donald Trump is “Second George Washington”
Trump is truly a monumental cultural figure. No one can deny that. That’s why it’s so sad we have this Jewish thing happening. RT : President-elect Donald Trump is America’s “second George Washington,” action film star and filmmaker Sylvester Stallone has said. Stallone praised the…
One True Korea: Number One Leader Orders Mass Production of Epic Suicide Drones
North Korea’s leader has ordered the mass production of suicide drones while tightening its relationship with Russia. pic.twitter.com/WqEHFJFBte — TaiwanPlus News (@taiwanplusnews) November 15, 2024 Related: Axios: Pentagon “Shocked” by Houthi Weapons and Capabilities North Korea is funny, because these people are totally blockaded and…
New Zealand: Based Tribespeople Interrupt Parliament to Perform Lion King Style Tribal Dance
New Zealand’s Parliament was temporarily suspended after Māori lawmakers performed a haka, a traditional dance, demonstrating their community’s anger and fear over a bill that aims to reinterpret the country’s founding treaty with its Indigenous people. https://t.co/nu55lS7Y8M pic.twitter.com/xLNIkMQagk — The New York Times (@nytimes) November…
New Study Says Nearly 75% of Americans Now Obese or Overweight!
Related: RFK Named as Secretary of Health and Human Services! Yikes! Bobby Jr. has his work cut out for him! Xinhua : Nearly three quarters of U.S. adults are overweight or obese, according to a new study . The findings have wide-reaching implications for the…











