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Memetic Monday: Gas, Gas, Gas

Hey, it’s Monday. Wake up, friend. It’s Monday and Matt Gaetz is going to legalize rape of high school girls. You need to get in shape, because this rape is going to be YUGE. Are rape jokes still offensive? Because the way things are now,…

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Libya: Government Announces Crackdown on Sluts

I didn’t even realize Libya had a government. But I’m glad they do and I’m glad they’re doing the right thing. La Croix : The Minister of Interior for the National Unity Government, Imed Trabelsi, has called for the enforcement of the “country’s traditions,” including…

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My Apologies for the Website

I know it was shitty last week. I was working on some other stuff. I don’t make money on this website and I’m middle-aged, so I sort of need to sort some things out. There’s no article today, obviously. My bad. I’ll try to do…

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Trump Picks Annoying Fat Bitch for Press Secretary

Karoline Leavitt responds on the Benny show to CNN just after their host cut her off mid-interview … “it is shocking that they not only cut off my microphone but then dumped me from the entire program … “ pic.twitter.com/xsNaBJL4t3 — Gary D (@KMGGaryde) June…

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New Zealand: Based Tribespeople Interrupt Parliament to Perform Lion King Style Tribal Dance

New Zealand’s Parliament was temporarily suspended after Māori lawmakers performed a haka, a traditional dance, demonstrating their community’s anger and fear over a bill that aims to reinterpret the country’s founding treaty with its Indigenous people. https://t.co/nu55lS7Y8M pic.twitter.com/xLNIkMQagk — The New York Times (@nytimes) November…

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