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Ukrainian Peace Prize Democracy: Whip It – Whip It Good!

On Sunday, we posted an endless list of videos of Ukrainians taping Ukrainians to posts, pulling down their pants and whipping them. No one really knows what’s going on in these situations, but it’s generally thought that these people are caught speaking Russian (which is…

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Navy Commander Threatens War with China, Says US Will Win

US Indo-Pacific commander Adm. John C. Aquilino has a serious case of “maybe you should check this guy’s hard drive” physiognomy. So, um. Now high-level military officials are saying they’re going to fight a war with *checks notes* to fight a war with China. Okay,…

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Memetic Monday: Putin’s Tax on Brass

It’s been a long march through the Ides of March. I put this article off until the end of the day, and it’s already like noon in normal human time, so we better get down to brass taxes. First order: Why are the taxes on…

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Marjorie Taylor Greene is Rolling Pretty Hard

Marjorie Taylor Greene continues to be the best congressperson. No one else is saying this. I do not support: Putin & his murderous war in Ukraine. Zelensky & Nazi militias in his corrupt country. Neocons, Neolibs, or the Uniparty foreign policies that have spent trillions…

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BUSTED: Zelensky is Not in Kiev or the Ukraine

The electrical outlet in Zelensky's hospital visit video is a three-pronged type E which is used in Poland and Israel. Ukraine uses types C and F, both two pronged. This raises the possibility that he is not even in Ukraine at this point. Poland? Just…

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Biden is Really Going on a Euro-Trip

It’s official, folks: the Bidens are going to Europe! So, Kamala’s Euro-Trip didn’t really work out that well . It’s a little bit shocking that their next best is literal Joe Biden. Fox News : President Biden will stop in Poland during his visit to…

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Russia Uses Hypersonic Missile Against Ukrainian Arms Depot

It’s about sending a message. RT : The Russian military has said it used its state-of-the-art Kinzhal hypersonic missiles to destroy an arms depot near the city of Ivano-Frankivsk in western Ukraine. The strike with the air-launched missile system took place on Friday, Russian Defense…

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Belgium: Car Plows Into Crowd, Kills Six

Getting run over by a car is part and parcel of living in a vibrant democracy. If you don’t like this, you’re a traitor. Democracy is who we are, because it’s our values. Fox News : A car plowed into a group of people at…

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