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Russian Football Teams Banned from Everything

Unlike Warner’s Emo Batman movie, this is something the average Russian actually gives a shit about. But the kind of people who actually care about it are not gonna become more anti-Putin because of it either. The opposite is more likely, if anything. Breitbart :…

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OMG Someone on the Earth Died…!

I can’t even look at “right-wing” media anymore. Yes, people on earth die. That story is probably fake news, like every other story I’ve seen about the Ukraine in the last week, but even if it’s true – people die. Things are tough all over.…

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Warner Bros. Cancels Release of New Batman in Russia

Jokes on you, Jews. No one wanted to watch this shit anyway. It looks horrible. Why is Batman bulletproof? Even if he has bulletproof armor, it doesn’t make sense he can just keep walking forward after taking hits from high-powered rounds. He’s not Superman. So…

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The War Seems to be Going Quite Well, Actually

Despite all of the nonsense coming out of the American media machine, every bit of reliable information we’re able to gather indicates that the war is going very well for Russia, and that their strategic goals will be accomplished soon. The goals were: To complete…

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