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Explosions Inside Kiev, People Told to Hide in Bomb Shelters

⚡️Warning sirens go off in Kyiv as local authorities ask people to hide in bomb shelters. — The Kyiv Independent (@KyivIndependent) February 25, 2022 Kyiv residents post videos of multiple large explosions as Russian silovik telegram channels boast of over 40 ballistic missiles launched at…

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White Castle Hires 100 Robot Burger-Flippers

Mark my words – at some point, someone’s gonna try to have sex with one of these things. And that someone’s probably gonna be a Haitian. Today : Midwestern fast-food chain White Castle is outsourcing some of its jobs to robots. The hamburger chain announced…

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Ukrainian Jet Fighter Pilot Flees to Romania

What are the possible implications here? RT : Romania scrambled two F-16 Fighting Falcon jets on Thursday morning to intercept a foreign military aircraft, the country’s defense ministry has said. The intercepted target was identified as a Ukrainian Air Force Sukhoi Su-27 air superiority fighter…

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Russia Should Sell Ukrainian Women to American Incels

The ruble is officially at the lowest level ever. Russia is definitely going to have other problems. RT : The Central Bank of Russia suspended trading in the foreign-exchange markets on Thursday. The ruble plunged to a record low after President Vladimir Putin ordered his…

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New Dragon Age Game’s Director is a Tranny

There is one story today more important than the invasion of the Ukraine. Feeling very humbled and excited to announce my role as Game Director on the next #DragonAge . I would never have imagined, when first playing DA:O, that one day I'd be a…

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France: Country’s Main Tennis Negro Incapacitated by Booster Shot

pic.twitter.com/JEG16vPhLj — Gael Monfils (@Gael_Monfils) February 22, 2022 At the time of writing, he hasn’t been arrested for spreading disinformation. Yet. Free West Media : Gael Monfils, France’s top tennis player, will be unable to play at next week’s Davis Cup after suffering health problems…

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Our Boy Kyle Getting Ready to Sue Them All

Kyle Rittenhouse will probably be able to successfully sue everyone who defamed him as a murderer. There is no definition of “white supremacist,” so it’s harder to sue people for that. The one thing I’m worried about is that he’s not going to be able…

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