Tinder Reality The Brett Kavanaugh confirmation hearing is the single worst instance of false advertisement in all of human history. I was told this man was the vicious and violent leader of a bloody rape gang. Instead I get this. It was disappointing to see…
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1/6 People Finally Got Charged with Sedition (Oath Keepers)
To truly understand what happened on January 6, you have to have played through all 5 Metal Gear Solid games. After the big deal this week with everyone talking about Ray Epps after it was brought up in Congressional hearings, the Justice Department has finally…
Russian Politician Says American Whites Could Migrate to Siberia to Escape Persecution
BASED. Finally. Now all we need is an official offer from Putin, and an application website. And probably escape helicopters. I don’t think the US government is going to let us leave voluntarily. We’re too evil and hateful to be allowed to leave. RT :…
Pfizer CEO: Two Vax Doses Don’t Work at All, Three Doses Might Work a Little Bit
This ye olde meme just reached its apotheosis with this week’s statements from the Pfizer CEO. In an interview with Yahoo! News this week, the Jewish CEO of Pfizer, Albert Bourla, basically said that the first two vaccines no longer work at all, but maybe…
Omicron Will Infect Everyone in America, FDA Head Says
Eventually, The Omicron will infect everyone, so we need to do two weeks of lockdown in order to flatten the curve and prevent the hospitals from getting overwhelmed. By doing this, the hospitals will be able to treat everyone, and The Science will have time…
Omicron Producing Supply Shortages, About to Close Entire US Economy
Welp. Here’s you “next phase of the narrative.” It’s not really very deadly, but it’s so infectious, so basically, we have to totally shut down the economy, because of selective quarantines. The Guardian : Schools going virtual, airlines canceling flights, pharmacies and testing centers closing…
Obama Defense Department Wench Says It’s Time to Officially Prepare for War with Russia
The US Constitution is very clear: “thou shalt defend yonder Ukraine democracy values with thine lives, disregarding the cost – for it is who we are. And who we are is our values.” It is the most fundamental purpose of our country to defend the…
New Normal Alert – 65 is the New 80! European Parliament President Dead at 65!
New normal alert: 65 is the new 80! New York Times : David Sassoli, an Italian journalist-turned-politician who was president of the European Parliament and dedicated his later years to seeking to increase its powers during the rocky years of Brexit and the pandemic, died…
Mid-Week Meme Surprise: Maniac Memes at Deranged Discount Rates!
We’ve got memes out the wazoo here at Hoax Watch Discount Meme Outlet! So come on down and get your memes before it’s too late and they’re too old to be relevant to share with your friends! I mean, folks, we’ve still got Jack Murphy…
Italy: Shocking Footage Shows Arabs are Still Arabs Even When They’re in Europe
Wanna bet they still think diversity is their greatest strength? These bitches are lucky this happened in Italy. If it were Germany, they would’ve been arrested for mindless skinhate by now. Breitbart : Italian police in Milan have identified and searched 18 migrant-background youths alleged…
France: Macron Wants to Jail People who Spread “Fake News”
This is from 2018, and he still hasn’t managed to do anything Well, that escalated slowly. All relevant people have been banned from the mainstream internet since 2017. They’re just now getting around to throwing us in prison for disagreeing with them? Euronews : French…
Brazil: Fully Vaxed 18-Year-Old Model Dies of Blood Clot Caused by Covid
I’ve got a bridge I want to sell you. It’s a bridge made out of vaccines. The Mirror : A teenage model tipped for a successful future has died of complications linked to Covid-19 , despite her mum claiming she was “healthy” and fully vaccinated.…
AP Announces That They Won’t Report Case Numbers Anymore Because They are Unreliable
NEW – Associated Press: No more stories focused solely on a particular country or state setting a one-day record for number of cases, because that claim has become unreliable. https://t.co/AnAHsjAoR1 — Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) January 12, 2022 The Associated Press just announced that they will no…
US Navy Adds 2 More Weeks to Boot Camp to Teach “Life Skills”
Now this right here – this is how you beat Russia and China. This is how democracy will triumph over the forces of… non-democracy. AP News : The Navy is adding two weeks to boot camp this year in a major overhaul aimed at improving…
US Demands Russia Stop Preparing for US Invasion
I’m ready for real change. That’s why I’m endorsing global nuclear war. Anyone who can just read the basic news and think that Russia has somehow been the aggressor in any way over the last several decades is so stupid they probably took the vax.…
Unvaccinated to Pay Special Tax in Canada
The vaccinated can catch the virus and end up in the hospital, but thanks to the vaccine, it doesn’t cost any money to treat them. Unvaccinated people on the other hand – they cost a lot of money. In order to solve this, we’re going…
UK Offers Homeless People Food and Cash to Get Coronavirus Vaccine
How are homeless people still alive without the only safe and effective protection from this deadly doom virus? Could it be that fentanyl offers protection against the virus? The Guardian : Rough sleepers in England can be offered cash and food vouchers if they agree…
Ted Cruz Attempts Redemption, Crushes FBI Wench at Hearing Regarding 1/6 Violence
To truly understand what happened on January 6, you have to have played through all 5 Metal Gear Solid games. Ted “Bread” Cruz had a bad week last week. He referred to the 1/6 event as a terrorist attack, then got called out by Tucker…
Switzerland: Vaxed and Boosted Female Olympic Athlete Gets Myocarditis
Maybe Pfizer can work on drugs for myocarditis? That would make a lot of sense. Pfizer saved the world from the deadly coronavirus, now they can help us with this new problem. Free West Media : The star runner Fabienne Schlumpf announced the news in…
Satan School Shooter Brought Bird’s Head in a Jar to School Before Shooting
We previously reported that this shooter was talking and writing about communication with demons and also torturing animals. Now we find he brought a mutilated animal to school before the shooting. Yet somehow, I don’t think the FBI is going to convene a council of…

















