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Yes, Millennials are Getting a Second Chance

I recently wrote a piece about how millennials, a generation of completely failed losers, are getting a second chance, as the slate is wiped clean by the coronavirus hoax. I said: whether or not you worked to make a career or didn’t doesn’t matter anymore,…

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Trump Gave a Rally Speech (I Didn’t Watch It)

I can’t watch Trump’s speeches anymore. It’s like in that movie Pet Sematary when the dad tried to cuddle with his evil zombie son. When Trump says “take the vax,” I literally feel like someone is raping the anus of my soul. I don’t mean…

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Ratty CNN Cuban “Jim Acosta” Gets Deported from Yang Town

CNN Anchor Jim Acosta can’t believe Andrew Yang would appear on Tucker Carlson. With the most pained expression possible on his face, Acosta asks Yang, “Why?”. pic.twitter.com/HobOrW8YsV — Mike Sington (@MikeSington) October 9, 2021 The ratty Mexican “Jim Acosta” was violently deported from Yang Town…

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Planet of the Bidens: Rise of the Planet of the Faucis

Previously: How Does Anthony Fauci Manage to be Right So Consistently? (This is funny, I think.) Jimmy Dore did a good video about how absurd it is that you’re supposed to believe everything that Anthony Fauci says, while Anthony Fauci is consistently changing what he…

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