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Hipster Teacher has Cancer? The Solution is Socialism

This is in the number one spot on reddit.com: A bunch of foreign countries have socialized medicine in current year. People can go look at how they’re doing. Hear me out, faggot: why does this teacher have cancer? Let’s look it up. Firstly, this story…

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What About the Sex Habits of Quail on Cocaine?

NIH Spent over $800,000 to study whether Japanese Quails are more Sexually promiscuous on cocaine. I think we could have simply polled the audience….and of course found they are… pic.twitter.com/lZYlRbyuun — Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) May 25, 2021 Is it really “quails,” Dr. Paul? I’m…

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