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Poll Says a Majority of Republicans Love Gay Anal (With Men)

These men love each other. When I say love, I mean they “ejaculate into each other’s feces.” That’s what love is. According to a poll from last month, which hopefully isn’t totally accurate, a majority of Republican voters now support gay “anal marriage.” The majority…

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Joe Biden Says He’s Working on Abolishing ICE

HECKLERS: “CLOSE PRIVATE DETENTION CENTERS. ABOLISH ICE.” BIDEN: “I agree with you. I’m working on it, man. Give me another five days.” pic.twitter.com/oaJle6BrLw — RNC Research (@RNCResearch) April 29, 2021 It may have been a staged heckle. It was some event or other. Who knows.…

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