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Israel at the Forefront of Mass Coronavirus Vaccination

The establishment has claimed that the vaccine is a kind of messiah solution to all of the problems of 2020. After drumming up a serious paranoid delusion about the coronavirus vaccine among the public, the Jewish media is whining about some lesbian fitness instructor or…

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Biden Sex Accuser Publishes Op-Ed in Russian State Media

“Russian state media” is an epitaph that has come to imply nefariousness, but there is not really another description for what RT (formerly “Russia Today”) is. This is English (and generally non-Russia) media funded by the Russian government explicitly fro the purpose of promoting Russian…

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GameStop Closes at $90 on Tuesday Night

Previously on “Jew Bankers and Their Dirty Swindles”:Â Times of Israel Explains “The Jewish Angles” on the GameStop Stock Situation After going down and then up, GME stock closed at around $90 last night, and now is listed as at exactly $90. I heard Bloomberg…

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Turkey Cracks Down on Anal Uprising

Saudi Arabia is going full anal and appears to be seriously considering going double anal. Along with embracing the male anus, and the erectile penetration thereof, Saudi has also endorsed feminism, which drives up the demand for men’s anuses. What this ultimately will mean is…

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Japan Says Olympics Will Happen This Summer Regardless

Japanese are the single most neurotic group on earth, and even they’re sick of this virus hoax. Reuters : Tokyo 2020 President Yoshiro Mori said on Tuesday that Japan would hold the Summer Olympics regardless of the situation with the COVID-19 pandemic and was working…

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We’re Apparently Under Martial Law

Why is the military in Washington? They said it was to stop people from partying too hard at the inauguration. But the inauguration was two weeks ago, and thousands of National Guard troops from dozens of states are still there. Why? Well, the federal government…

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No One Even Wants to Go to the Super Bowl

Tom Brady is somehow back at the Super Bowl again this year (which is really incredible and something I didn’t think would happen), but in a Twilight Zonesque twist, no one is interested in attending the event. Sports used to be the only thing in…

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GameStopocalypse May or May Not be Happening

I’m not going to say that GME is over, because then people will blame me for saying it’s over. I’m also not going to say “hold” or “sell,” because I don’t give financial advice and honestly, I don’t know anything about the stock market, other…

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