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Estonia: A Country with Two Mommies

There’s a real simple fact of life: a mommy loves you and wants to protect you, while a daddy is a very bad daddy, and he only wants to go out and get drunk and then have sex and kill people. So we need as…

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Billions of Locusts to Descend on United States

No omens here, guys. Just your standard swarm of locu – of cicadas. They’re called “cicadas,” bigot. The Guardian : Billions of cicadas that have spent 17 years underground are set to emerge across large areas of the eastern US, bringing swarming numbers and loud…

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OMG. Now That. Is. Brave.

I never thought I’d live to see the day we saw a female Secretary of Treasury. We’re living through history here, folks. She’s not just a woman – she’s Jewish. That might not seem like a big deal since like, virtually every Treasury Secretary has…

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Why Do Socialists Promote Global Warming?

Someone must have wondered at some point what forcing people to pay taxes and stop driving and eating meat based on a completely fantastical theory that it will change the weather has to do with “the workers.” In actual reality, global warming is a series…

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There is no more common trope of communism than “children were ratting out there parents, and you weren’t allowed to speak out against the government.” Meanwhile, this was at the top of r/News this morning: I just don’t understand what anyone thinks, seeing this. I…

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Mitch McConnell is Already Surrendering to Democrats

The Mitch McConnell surrenderfest has begun. There is no plausible reason that if the Democrats weren’t planning to get rid of the filibuster, they wouldn’t agree to not do it. People know what it means to say “well, I’m not gonna promise.” NPR : Senate…

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Traditional German Stabfest in Frankfurt, Several Stabbed

Just imagine if this was photoshopped to show them all holding knives instead of beers. (It’s not that different – it’s women that wanted Moslems to party with that created this situation. Also, they did the lockdown.) Just your standard “Der Stabfest.” No biggie. RT…

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