We’re losers, okay? We’re hardcore losers. That’s our values. It’s who we are. CNN : GOP Sen. Ben Sasse wrote on Facebook Wednesday night that he has been urging his Republican colleagues to “reject” objecting the certification process of the Electoral College and President-elect Joe…
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