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Polls Closing in Iowa Because of the Deadly Coronavirus

The deadly coronavirus has killed over 1000 million bajillion people. It’s not safe to go out voting in this. The Hill : Voters in Iowa are facing shuttered polling locations less than a week away from Election Day, largely due to the various outbreaks of…

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New Zealand Issues Travel Warning to US Because of Election Unrest

New Zealand writes on their official government travel website, safetravel.govt.nz : The United States presidential election is scheduled to take place on Tuesday 3 November 2020, with an inauguration ceremony on Wednesday 20 January 2021. Political activity including rallies and protest activity can be expected…

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Canadians Vote Against Donald Trump, Overwhelmingly

The moment when Justin said something gay to Your Favorite President Canada’s president is literally the dumbest faggot on the entire planet. But we should really care a lot about who they think our president should be. AP : Donald Trump called Prime Minister Justin…

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Remember: Always Check Your Poop for Coronavirus

The genius Dr. Fauci has demanded that all Americans check their poop all the time. You might not think you have the deadly coronavirus, because you’re not sick. However, don’t forget: it could be in your poop. CNN : When Rosa Inchausti and her colleagues…

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