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HOLY MOLY: iPhone 12 has Flat Sides!!!!!11

Apple had an event unveiling the iPhone 12 on Tuesday. We were all left remembering that there was no iPhone 9, and thinking about how gross and gimmicky it was to call the iPhone 9 the iPhone X and say the X is for the…

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Trump Returns, Good Enough to Dance

Your Favorite President is out, he’s on the loose. He’s dancing like a maniac. Y’all!!!! POTUS DANCING!!!! @realDonaldTrump #MAGA2020LandslideVictory pic.twitter.com/F5gqjMk0oC — Brian Clowdus (@BrianClowdus) October 13, 2020 Anderson Cooper was not happy that the dancing broke loose. Anderson Cooper’s face when he hears they are…

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The Coronavirus Hysteria is Now Mundane Terrorism

Reading these virus articles has become utterly surreal. Everyone knows it is fake at this point, and they’re just going to keep talking about it like it is the end of the world. It has become a grotesque collective suicide ritual. Everyone knows that the…

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Don’t Cry, Kim. It’s Not Your Fault.

I don’t think it’s fair for Kim to have to blame himself for the actions of others. Reuters : North Korean leader Kim Jong Un appeared to shed tears at the weekend as he thanked citizens for their sacrifices, in the most striking demonstration yet…

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