Tucker Carlson’s analysis of the debate was a flop. This was his basic thesis: Joe Biden seemed reasonable while pushing a radical agenda, whereas Trump seemed radical by pushing a reasonable agenda. “Trump could make a wine list sound menacing” is truly a great line,…
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Therapy Thursday: Keep Calm, Keep Cool, And Keep Your Cards Close to the Chest, Kid
As an accent to the alluring arrangement of Alliterative Autumn, Self-Help Sunday is becoming Therapy Thursday. I’m just joking with you, jolly gents. There is no known notification for a nullification of native norms in this noble news network. But the kids complained I kept…
Terrorist Leader Chuckles Biden Did Say “Inshallah” During the Debate
I thought I heard it but then I thought “nah, I must have heard something else.” Nope. CNN : During one of the more charged moments of the chaotic US presidential debate, former Vice President Joe Biden dropped a phrase from everyday Muslim and Arab…
Senator Demand Russia be Sanctioned Over Poisoning Hoax
Every single person who has anything to do with politics knows that the poisoning of Alexi Navalny is a hoax. I knew it immediately. It is obvious that Vladimir Putin does not benefit in any way from this, meaning it makes no sense that he…
Scotland’s Queen Bitch Whines About Mistreatment of Beautiful Immigrant “Human Beings”
in case you thought the idea of building anti-migrant walls in the English Channel is either 1] trolling by Number 10 or 2] blue-sky thinking I can reveal Home Office has launched a secret consultation with the maritime industry into how this might work: https://t.co/7dGZR8nrmf…
Kremlin Accuses Navalny of Being a CIA Spy
Basically, every opposition party in every country that Jews aren’t in charge of is run by the CIA. RT : Western intelligence agencies – in particular, agents from the American CIA – are working with Russian opposition figure Alexey Navalny, Vladimir Putin’s spokesman alleged on…
Kamala Harris Grows Disgusting Gills
After the debate, Kamala Harris appeared on CNN with Jake Tapper. Tapper, who is a Christ-hating Jew, mentioned that the Jewish Anti-Defamation League, an Israeli lobbying group, was “alarmed” by Trump not denouncing white people. This is true, and in actuality, these Jews are going…
Fact Check: Is Adolf Hitler Behind the Gay Agenda?
Poland’s newly appointed education minister has named Adolf Hitler as partially responsible for the rise of the gay agenda. RT : The appointment of a conservative anti-LGBT crusader to head Poland’s education and science ministry has caused a meltdown among the country’s opposition and will…
Democrat Souls Were Sucked Out of Their Bodies by Trump at the Debate
For a look into just how demoralized the left was when Donald Trump actually completely destroyed their elderly avatar, look not ye further than the social media of one of the single most popular figures in the Democrat Party. Michelle Obama has been sent out…
Canada: Nurses Insult Fat Indian Bitch as She’s Dying
Cruel people would laugh at this. But you don’t have to be cruel to laugh at this. New York Post : Disturbing video captures nurses in Canada taunting and berating a dying Indigenous woman in the last moments of her life. Joyce Echaquan, a 37-year-old…
Breitbart Falsely Claims That Trump Didn’t Tell Nationalists to Stand by and Await War Orders
At the debate on Tuesday night, President Trump very clearly told nationalists, including the Proud Boys, to “stand by,” the clear implication being that he would be delivering our orders soon with regards to a civil war situation. This should be a moment of excitement…
Alpha Male Florida Barber Shoots at Customer for Complaining About Missed Appointments
Mad about a missed appointment? We’ll see how mad you are about missing your life! Fox News : A Florida barber shot at two clients this week after they confronted him for missing scheduled haircut appointments, police said. John Digiovanni, 35, of Boca Raton, was…
Turkey Allegedly Shot Down Armenian Jet in Armenian Airspace
While everything is coming apart at the seams in the West, there continue to be all of these weird conflicts all over the planet. USA Today : Armenia said one of its warplanes was shot down Tuesday by a fighter jet from Azerbaijan’s ally Turkey,…
The Trump-Wallace Debate was Literally the Best Thing I’ve Ever Seen in My Entire Life
I am perhaps the greatest writer of my generation, quite possibly the single greatest writer who ever lived, but there is simply no way that I could ever put into words how happy the Donald Trump v. Chris Wallace debate made me. When Wallace showed…
Stocks Drop Off After Trump-Wallace Debate
There were two main meta-takeaways from the debate: Donald Trump is going to win by a massive margin at the polls Donald Trump will not be bullied out of office by the voter fraud scheme the Democrats and media are engaged in So, there is…
Ireland: Supreme Court Rules Subway Buns Too Sugary to Meet the Definition of Bread
One of the many ways that both Medieval peasants and the proletariat of the industrial revolution had it better than the average person now is that they had better food. Irish Independent : The Supreme Court has found that the bread in Subway’s heated sandwiches…
FBI Warns That Extremists are Going to Go Buck Wild During the Election
Intelligence officials have issued a dire warning to women that if it rains, their hair could get wet from the water and that could mess it all up. Also, this. Reuters : U.S. security officials are warning that violent domestic extremists pose a threat to…
Evil Fat Scumbag Boogie2988 Opened Fire on Frank Hassle
Frank Hassle is the funniest person currently alive. He has recently been involved in a campaign to bring a reckoning to YouTuber Boogie2988. This week, Frank brought the reckoning to Boogie’s house, and a gun was fired at him. Boogie2988 is a fat slob who…
Editor’s Note Regarding the Schedule
You may have noticed that it is nearly 6:00 AM EST, and I haven’t even posted about the debate yet. This is because I was working at my other job. The Europe crowd could be reading posts later in the day here at the Daily…
Disney Parks Laying Off 28,000 Employees
I don’t support lying as a rule, but I do support Donald Trump lying and saying the economy is going to come back. That is actually the only lie he told at the debate. But it’s definitely a massive lie. CNBC : Prolonged closures at…


















