Stupid Little Bitch Greta is Pretending Like She has Corona to Get Attention

Greta Thunberg has been at the center of the media spotlight for over a year. Now there’s a disease that is more popular than her.

So what does this attention whoring little mentally ill retard do?

Well, she claims to have the virus, of course!

In mid-March, the retard said she “thought” she had it, and was quarantining.

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— Greta Thunberg (@GretaThunberg) March 13, 2020

Now, the drooling micro-skank is saying she’s been “feeling the symptoms” of the virus, but now she’s better, and she has a message – and orders. Because she is the boss.

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The last two weeks I’ve stayed inside. When I returned from my trip around Central Europe I isolated myself (in a borrowed apartment away from my mother and sister) since the number of cases of COVID-19 (in Germany for instance) were similar to Italy in the beginning. Around ten days ago I started feeling some symptoms, exactly the same time as my father – who traveled with me from Brussels. I was feeling tired, had shivers, a sore throat and coughed. My dad experienced the same symptoms, but much more intense and with a fever. In Sweden you can not test yourself for COVID-19 unless you’re in need of emergent medical treatment. Everyone feeling ill are told to stay at home and isolate themselves. I have therefore not been tested for COVID-19, but it’s extremely likely that I’ve had it, given the combined symptoms and circumstances. Now I’ve basically recovered, but – AND THIS IS THE BOTTOM LINE: I almost didn’t feel ill. My last cold was much worse than this! Had it not been for someone else having the virus simultainously I might not even have suspected anything. Then I would just have thought I was feeling unusually tired with a bit of a cough. And this it what makes it so much more dangerous. Many (especially young people) might not notice any symptoms at all, or very mild symptoms. Then they don’t know they have the virus and can pass it on to people in risk groups. We who don’t belong to a risk group have an enormous responsibility, our actions can be the difference between life and death for many others. Please keep that in mind, follow the advice from experts and your local authorities and #StayAtHome to slow the spread of the virus. And remember to always take care of each other and help those in need. #COVID #flattenthecurve

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Of course, symptoms of illness are normal for a vegan, so there isn’t any reason to believe that “feeling sick” would be a sign of having this virus if you’re her.

Furthermore, she is probably just lying.

I wish she would have gotten the disease and died. She’s probably in a risk group, being malnourished, looking like she was just released from torture.

She is literally the size of a baby, and even though she’s nearly 18, hasn’t gone through puberty.

Imagine she does end up going through puberty and then goes full Girls Gone Wild on spring break.

That would really tell the lie to her Amish Agenda.