Tag: 2020 election

Obummer Endorses Creepy Uncle Joe

The gay communist Moslem Barry Obummer has endorsed Creepy Uncle Joe as the DEMON-RATS continue to do whatever it is they’re doing. The “Straight Outta Kenya” former president released a very long video talking mostly about Bernie Sanders, and saying that Uncle Joe also believes…

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No Refunds Bernie Blames Lying Press for Campaign Failure

In a classy homage to fellow failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders recently took the opportunity of a media interview to blame the media, and not himself, for the failure of his own campaign. CNN : Bernie Sanders ran for president in 2020 because…

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Oh and Bernie Dropped Out

Losing to a literal walking skeleton either means your ideas aren’t very popular or you ran a horrible campaign. And as far as I can tell, Bernie’s ideas are pretty popular. This would maybe be a more important news story if… no, it wouldn’t really…

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Joe Biden Now Hosting a Health Podcast

Joe Biden: Don’t worry, he’s healthy as dog shit Do you think Joe Biden can shave himself? I imagine he would forget where he was and what he was doing. I’m thinking that he already needs heavy assistance with the very most basic tasks, and…

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Alpha Male Joe Biden Sweeps Three More Primaries

Yo nigga, gimmie yo keeds, we goin ridin with Biden. Joe Biden is so alpha, no wonder everyone wants him to be president. He hates black people. New York Times : Joseph R. Biden Jr. easily defeated Senator Bernie Sanders in three major primaries on…

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Jews Celebrate Bernie Being Taken Down

Bernie was for sure good on Israel. But we should remember that he himself was a Jew, and he could have been a total false opposition candidate. I just can’t understand why he would otherwise be out there saying “Joe Biden isn’t senile and would…

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Looka Here, Bernie & Bros

If I was a Bernie Brother, this sort of thing would make me angry. Looka here, Bernie & Bros, Y’all seriously thought y’all could just disrupt our Dem Party like the Tea Partiers did to the GOP This ain’t the GOP. This is the party…

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Biden Wins Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri and Idaho

At time of writing, Joe Biden has beaten Bernie Sanders bloody in 4 of the 6 states which went to the Democrat primary polls on Tuesday. Mississippi: Missouri: Michigan: Idaho: In two states, without full reporting, Bernie is in the lead. Washington (67% reporting AToW):…

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Warren’s Exit has Boosted Biden – Not Bernie (Malarkey ENDS)

Well, this is unfortunate. Unfortunate for MALARKEY. Reuters : Elizabeth Warren’s departure from the Democratic presidential race appears to have benefited front-runner Joe Biden more than Bernie Sanders, her liberal ally on many issues, according to a Reuters/Ipsos national opinion poll released on Monday. The…

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