Tag: 2020 election

Do You Think It’s Funny to Murder a Duck?

Ducks are NOT like geese. They are friendly creatures. They ARE delicious, but that doesn’t mean you should murder them for fun! What if I told you I murdered a duck. What if it was really weird when I said it, and I just yuk-yuked…

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Old Man Biden Can’t Remember the Word “Escalator”

To be fair, escalator isn’t a very easy word. Definitely doesn’t roll off the tongue. Sounds like some shit that like, Gollum would be asking you about. “Eh, geh, my precious, take the escalator, yegeh…?” But still. This guy is old as heck and rolling…

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New Poll Shows Warren Tied with Biden! Salute Your New Commie Mommy!

2020 National Democratic Primary: Warren 26% Biden 26% Sanders 16% Buttigieg 6% Harris 6% Booker 2% Yang 2% Bennet 1% Bullock 1% Castro 1% Gabbard 1% Klobuchar 1% O'Rourke 1% Williamson 1% @YouGovUS / @TheEconomist 9/8-10 https://t.co/pzE25Io89q pic.twitter.com/UEdcNIs0hK — Political Polls (@Politics_Polls) September 11, 2019…

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Biden’s Eye Fills Up with Blood During Town Hall!

The Eye of Biden the Terrible few could endure. pic.twitter.com/sTI6EM0Ld6 — Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) September 5, 2019 I thought Joe Biden’s campaign would collapse before his health, what with all the weird things he keeps saying. But it looks like his health might go first.…

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Your Soy Face is What’s F-ed Up, Beto

Beto O’Rourke, known for being edgy (extremely interesting), has dropped an F-bomb while demanding that Americans be stripped of their basic Constitutional rights after some guy in Texas couldn’t take it anymore and went on a GTA-style rampage . We don't know how many have…

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