Donald Trump calls DeSantis “Fancy Shoes” pic.twitter.com/hGlqxjvuK5 — ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) January 11, 2024 Ron DeSantis is still running for president for some reason. People are very confused by this, given that the man could obviously make a fortune selling these fancy shoes he designed…
Tag: 2024 election
Shock as Trump Wins Frozen Iowa Caucus
Trump won the Iowa caucus with 51%, and the media is reacting to the news with shock. Apparently, they knew he was going to win but didn’t expect him to win by so much? It’s not clear. This is about the number I would have…
Biden Drags Up Dylann Roof Story, Says Trump is Dylann Roof, Responsible for the Civil War
This guy really is a one-trick dog-faced pony soldier. People are really sick of hearing about “white supremacy.” No one even knows what it is. I’ve never met anyone who supports shooting black people in a church. Donald Trump has never encouraged doing that. It’s…
Green Day Band Rebels Against Donald Trump
Just now on ABC’s New Years Bash with @RyanSeacrest — @GreenDay sings “I’m not a part of the MAGA agenda”, changing the lyrics of ‘American Idiot’. #RockinEve pic.twitter.com/asqEfPyfOi — The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) January 1, 2024 People are shocked to find that the Green Day…
Trump Took That Faggot Shit Off His Website at Least
Someone posted this the other day: I Braved it. Because I’m Braving things and saying “I Braved it” now. Both of them are dead links. I went to WayBack Machine, and it was up for five years. For five years, Trump was selling anal sex…
Colorado: Trump Barred From Appearing on Primary Ballot
Fake elections for a fake country. America is not a country. It’s a slave colony for the Jews. Think about it. Reuters : Former President Donald Trump is disqualified from serving as U.S. president and cannot appear on the primary ballot in Colorado because of…
Trump’s Stated Plans for the White House are All Great, I’m Sure
RT I’ve always supported all of Donald Trump’s stated policies on the campaign trail. Remember that in 2016, he said he was going to be neutral on Israel-Palestine, and that he’d make Israel pay back the aid money America had sent them. People forget how…
Nikki Haley Issues Statement Supporting Israel
Longtime politician from India, Nikki Haley, has released a statement endorsing support for Israel, shocking many of her customers. Haley has been involved in many important political issues, and is known for her intelligence and interesting views. “I never would have guessed she supported Israel,”…
Voters Unsure How Israel Will Respond to the Economic Attack on Alex Jones in the South China Sea
Very strange top headline on the AP today. I actually agree with the underlying claim, which is that peasants are too stupid and uninformed to make decisions about how the country is run. I think it’s strange that all of these “democracy” people have taken…
Tucker is Considering Being Donald Trump’s Running Mate
Tucker Carlson: 30 years younger than Donald Trump, and has about the same amount of excess fat. This is what I wanted for so long. Now I’m just grumbling grumpily. I don’t know if I changed or the world did. I do know that Tucker…
Fake Presidential Candidates Do Fake Debate for Some Reason
For some reason no one can actually explain, fake presidential candidates Ron DeSantis and Gavin Newsom held a fake presidential debate on Thursday. At the end of the above clip you can hear moderator Sean Hannity say “it’s been rather dull so far.” I think…
Trump is on Trial for Fraud, I Guess? Is Anyone Even Following This?
I can’t keep track of this gibberish. It’s exhausting to even think about the tedious nature of this attempted political crucifixion. Normally, a hated political figure would be exiled, publicly executed, pushed out of a window (with a police cover-up saying he jumped), killed in…
Rashida Tlaib Says Biden Doing Genocide, Won’t Support Him in 2024
🚨 JUST IN: REP. RASHIDA TLAIB ACCUSES BIDEN OF SUPPORTING ‘GENOCIDE OF THE PALESTINIAN PEOPLE’ pic.twitter.com/qYzpOiMiq6 — Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) November 4, 2023 I keep saying it’s impossible for Trump to win in 2024, but if he actually, literally, stood with Palestine – even a…
Is Brandon on a Doomed Train to Perdition?
“Perdition” is a Christian word that means “doomed to eternal damnation.” Joe Biden is literally going to Hell forever. But some are claiming his political career is also lunging into doom. Axios : President Biden’s White House is stuck in a split-screen reality — spiraling…
After Palestinian Peace March, Ron DeSantis Vows to “Eliminate” Roblox
Kids hold pro-Palestine rally in Roblox. Follow: @AFpost pic.twitter.com/9XZcbVj7Ln — AF Post (@AFpost) October 25, 2023 After a Palestinian peace march took place within the world of the video game Roblox, Florida governor Ron DeSantis made an emergency trip to Tel Aviv to sign a…
Brandon Uses “New World Order” Term in Bizarre Campaign Speech
Who wrote this? David Frum? RT : The current US-led world order has “sort of run out of steam,” but Washington will shape the system that replaces it, US President Joe Biden told supporters on Saturday. Leaders in Moscow and Beijing, however, have argued otherwise.…
Trump Endorses Jim Jordan for Speakership
Donald J. Trump ReTruthed Real America’s Voice @RealAmVoice President @realDonaldTrump talks about his support for Rep. @JimJordan as House Speaker: “He’s been very successful, very respected.” (Donald Trump ReTruthed Truth Social Post 10/06/23) pic.twitter.com/3tZuBfWbYz — Donald J. Trump Posts From His Truth Social (@TrumpDailyPosts) October…
Feinstein Dead, McCarthy First Ever Ousted Speaker – Who Cares?
Dianne Feinstein finally died after years of being rolled around in a wheelchair in a vegetive state to hold a Senate seat. Meanwhile, Kevin McCarthy, as the result of an attack by Matt Gaetz, became the first House Speaker in history to be forced out…
Tanned Frenchman Says Ukraine War Will Never End, Everyone Supports It
Chaos abounds as Karine Jean-Pierre repeatedly declines to say whether Biden was telling the truth when he said he had a “deal” on Ukraine aid: “You’re declining to say that what [Biden] said was true!?” pic.twitter.com/KVKogyXkoR — RNC Research (@RNCResearch) October 2, 2023 The US…
I Didn’t Watch Dumb Theoretical Fake Second Republican Debate
This nigga said “Donald Duck.” Because it’s the same first name. It’s a Hillary Clinton joke. The joke is, Donald Trump and Donald Duck both have the same first name and also Trump is “ducking” the debate. Get it? (I don’t get it, actually, I’m…

















