Chocolate ice cream creates hard men. Hard men create marshmallow factories. Marshmallows create soft men. Soft men create rocky road. The peace deal with the Taliban is off to a rocky start! Al-Jazeera : The United States has carried out an air raid against Taliban…
Tag: afghanistan
Afghanistan: Taliban Says It Shot Down CIA Plane
The Taliban is a fomidable foe. But we’ve got them on the run. This war will be over soon, I’m sure. The Guardian : The US military has confirmed that one of its aircraft crashed in eastern Afghanistan but said there was “no indication the…
The Afghan War was a Complete Scam
We absolutely needed to invade and occupy these people. For their precious resources… erm, rather, for their industrial capacity… for their opium? Whatever. It was important. The Afghan war is one of the most absurd conflicts that America has ever engaged in. We’ve been occupying…
Shock: US Government Lied Completely About the Progress of the War in Afghanistan
I am shocked and scandalized by these unexpected informations. The Hill : Senior U.S. officials knowingly lied to the public about their progress throughout the 18-year war in Afghanistan, consistently painting a rosier picture of the state of the war than they knew to be…
Donald Trump Surprises Afghanistan for Thanksgiving, Lies About Being in Control of the US Military
When you hear “Trump surprises Afghanistan for Thanksgiving,” you might picture him sneaking up behind a Moslem and whacking him on the head with a shoe, like something out of a Looney Toons cartoon. That would be the wrong picture. In fact, he surprised his…
Finally, A Jewish News Headline I Can Believe
Yeah. I can believe that . That’s the Jewish Daily Forward. They’re definitely more honest in their “Jew 4 Jew” publications. But they usually still say something like “blah blah, oppression, anti-Semitism, no reason.”
Paki Sacrifices His Fingers for Freedom, or Democracy, or Whatever
This is really gonna hurt this guy’s Starcraft CPM rating. But I guess that’s a small price to pay for… democracy? lol. I met an Afghan once. He was a crazy guy full of bullet and knife scars, and would constantly do the cocaine-snort thing…
Taliban Says They’re Cool with Fighting a War for Another 100 Years
Looking at these chaps, the idea that they’re totally cool with fighting a war for another 100 years doesn’t in any way appear to be a bluff. In fact, observing them, it seems that they may actually prefer that option. In actual fact, observing these…
Trump Cancels Secret Peace Talks with Taliban Because of Kabul Attack
Unbeknownst to almost everyone, the major Taliban leaders and, separately, the President of Afghanistan, were going to secretly meet with me at Camp David on Sunday. They were coming to the United States tonight. Unfortunately, in order to build false leverage, they admitted to.. —…
18 Years After Invasion, US Preparing to Give Afghanistan Back to the Taliban
So, after nearly two decades of war, we’re going to give back Afghanistan to the people we stole it from. It’s poetic justice. No actually it isn’t. It’s just stupid. Reuters : The Taliban said on Wednesday they were close to an agreement with U.S.…
Gun-Grabbing Homosexual Zionist Shill Lindsey Graham Says the War in Afghanistan Can Never End
Lindsey Graham, commonly known as “the two-eyed homosexual Dan Crenshaw,” is once again demanding that the war in Afghanistan go on forever, no matter how many American lives are lost. Fox News : Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., warned in an interview with Fox News Saturday…
$83 Billion American Taxpayers Sent to Train Afghan Security Forces was Totally Wasted
$83 billion blown and these guys are still rolling deep like OJ with shitty 1970s Soviet weapons. We can assure you, goyim, this is money well spent and will improve the prosperity of your nation. Breitbart : Inadequate oversight for the U.S. taxpayer-funded $83 billion…
Sweden: Slut Who Stopped Deportation of Afghan Gets Minor Fine, No Jail Time
When a kike calls you a hero, you have officially hit rock bottom You’d think grounding an airplane so that you can stop a 70ish IQ ape from being deported would have more severe consequences, but no… The Local : A Swedish activist who livestreamed…
BASED Trump Calls for Soviet Invasion of Afghanistan
Trump: "Russia used to be the Soviet Union. Afghanistan made it Russia because they went bankrupt fighting in Afghanistan. Russia." Trump then goes on to endorse the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan. Via Fox. pic.twitter.com/oE0fuDLXyz — Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) January 2, 2019 A Soviet invasion of…
Trump Pulling Afghanistan Troops as Well!
No one was even expecting a pullout of the Middle East. This is just Trump flexing on Jews. It’s a very good thing. New York Times : The Trump administration has ordered the military to start withdrawing roughly 7,000 troops from Afghanistan in the coming…
Sickening Jew Mutant Pete Davidson Mocks GOP House Candidate with Missing Eye
On this week’s Saturday Night Live, the sickening Jew mutant Pete Davidson mocked Texas Republican Congressional candidate Dan Crenshaw. Crenshaw is a former Navy SEAL who lost an eye while fighting in Afghanistan. “This guy is kind of cool — Dan Crenshaw. You may be…
With McCain Gone, US Forces Able to Kill ISIS Leader
With John McCain no longer in the way, using his clout in congress to protect Islamic terrorists across the planet, US forces are able to kill ISIS. CNN : US forces in Afghanistan confirmed Sunday that the head of ISIS in the country was killed…
Yeah Bro. We Def Fought the Wrong War in Afghanistan.
Not long ago, I skimmed an article in The Economist or some such similar publication. Can’t find it now. But it was basically headlined something along the lines of “did we fight the wrong war in Afghanistan?” It was of course some dumb bullshit about…
US Releases Aghan Drug Lord Because Lol Why Not?
So America has released an Afghani drug lord from prison for “no reason, just kinda felt like it. Don’t pay attention to this.” Forget the fact America is literally only in Afghanistan to guard drug fields. Also forget that this is a huge source of…
Hey, Remember That Other War We’re Already In?
Since things seem to be somewhat winding down over Syria, perhaps now is the time to remind the American people that they’re still involved in another war that they haven’t managed to resolve. It’s in a place called Afghanistan and no one really gives a…

















