“I’ll just have 1 beer at the airport before the flight” 17 Beers later: pic.twitter.com/kIRpuCKiGp — Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) September 19, 2023 There is really no society at this point. People have been walking around in pajama pants for years now, it’s sort of the…
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Germany: Climatards Glue Hands to Airport Runways to Change the Weather
Do these people know that glue is a toxin? You’re not supposed to get it on your skin. Breitbart : Climate activists briefly disrupted traffic at Munich airport in southern Germany Thursday, in a protest against the environmental impact of air travel. The group Last…
Airports Worldwide in Chaos After Getting Crippled by Covid Hoax
Yu vil zleep on ze airphort flor, end loze yor unterwear bag. End yu vill bee heppi. Breitbart : Airports from around the world have been delaying and canceling flights due to an ongoing staffing shortage while travel demands remain high. Various airports have reported…
United Airlines Worker Fired for Defending Himself Against Feral NFL Player
#brendanlangley upset when he got his bitch ass slapped by a worker when Brendan started it. Lock his punk ass up for life. #newarkairport @CityofNewarkNJ pic.twitter.com/leFuhpKGfy — CJS3LL3RS (@CJS3LL3RS) May 23, 2022 I don’t even think I can be accused by the Jew ADL themselves…
China: Man Living in Airport for 14 Years to Get Away from His Family
The first time a friend invited me to Hong Kong I was like “the hostels are too expensive” and he was like “just stay at the airport, bro, it’s really nice.” Any man is lucky to live in a Chinese airport. Especially if he can…
Your Life in the Denver Airport
We are all living now in the Denver airport, watching the weird Illuminati murals come to life. The murals tell the story of the world coming apart and being put back together by a multiracial group of children. At the baggage claim, there are a…
TSA Pussy Checker Arrested for Checking Out a Bitch’s Tiddies
Ma’am, please take off your shoes and show me your tits. I personally think that a Federal Pussy Police (FPP) or a Bureau of Pussy Checking (BPC) is a great idea. However, I’m confused as to exactly how the TSA is currently managing to function…
HEAR THE CALL OF GOD, ANSWER THE CALL OF GOD: Knight in Full Armor Spotted at Atlanta Airport
Eyyy. There’s your boy. Daily Mail : A man was spotted wearing a full suit of armor, including chainmail and helmet, at Atlanta airport, sparking theories as to how he got through security . Will O’Connor, a doctor traveling on business on October 17, said…
Epic Troll! FBI Arbitrarily Detains Russian Senator at Airport!
If you’ve ever had fears about being arbitrarily detained at the airport, consider them justified. Apparently, this is just going to be a thing now. People who fly are playing Russian Roulette with the FBI. So much so that we may have to rename “Russian…
UK: Climatards Want to Shut Down Busiest Airport in Europe to Combat Global Warming
This video was uploaded 10 years ago You’d think that after 50 years of apocalyptic prophecies that never happened , these people would just chill out a little. But you’d think wrong. Because the average person is not just very, very dumb, but also has…
Berlin Brought to Its Knees By Menacing Vibrator Terrorist Plot
Berlin’s airport was shut down by one terrorist’s actions the other day. RT : Staff at Berlin Schönefeld thought they had made an explosive discovery after finding a suspicious looking device in the checked baggage at the airport – but the reality was a little…
Mystery Meat Airport Employee Arrested for Having WMD
This is why allowing weird brown people to work in airports is a bad idea. What’s the point in having airport security do cavity searches on old white women if you’re just gonna go ahead and hire terrorists to work on staff? Could it be…
Apparent Cyber Attack Cripples British Airways – They’re Using White Boards to Post Flight Info
Very long queues at @British_Airways check-in at #LHR @HeathrowAirport #T5 today #BankHolidayWeekend pic.twitter.com/Vugeq0Lptx — Gareth Wharton (@theboyg) May 27, 2017 Gets worse, #T5 staff having to put gate info up on a white board #LowFi #Heathrow pic.twitter.com/NZhjQC4BI9 — Gareth Wharton (@theboyg) May 27, 2017 White…
Canada: Montreal Airport Knowingly Keeping Terrorists on Staff
Sure, they’re hiring terrorists, but at least they’re not racist. The most important thing any organization can do is ensure a diverse workforce. And yes, if it’s necessary to keep literal jihadists on the payroll, it will be done. How could we possibly hope to…
Airport Mass Shooting in Florida, Moslem Beaner Gunman Shot by Police
UPDATE II: Allah voices suspected. New York Times : Federal law enforcement officials said they were investigating whether the gunman who opened fire at the airport in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., on Friday, killing five people and wounding eight, was mentally disturbed and heard voices in…
Gigantic TSA Negress Sexually Gropes 10-Year-Old White Girl Over Juice Box
Would a White woman have done this to this poor little girl? This clearly must have caused serious psychological trauma to this girl. It ruined her vacation and the effects will last a lot longer than that. Sexual assault is always a big deal, but…
Ranting Man in Wheelchair ‘Blows Himself Up’ in Arrivals Hall at Beijing Airport
Reports of explosion in Terminal 3 at busy airport in Chinese capital Pictures posted online show man in wheelchair brandishing an object Believed to be a packet of gunpowder used to make firecrackers Another photo shows a wheelchair on its side in smoke-filled terminal State…













